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I'm staring at a wire shelf unit in the cleanroom, thinking of using it as a makeshift instrument rack, while I sing to myself some lines from an old Jon & Vangelis song:

"Chances could call and accept that, be no other
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mammothrept (mamm'-oh-thrept) n. literally, a child raised by its grandmother; hence, a spoiled child. from Greek mamma grandmother + threptos nourished, reared.

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I've gotten hooked on two very similar new reality game shows: Lost, and The Amazing Race. Both shows send two person teams (each followed by a cameraman or two) on a globe-trotting race that ends in NYC, with a big cash prize going to whoever gets there first. I'm really enjoying them both, but so far, I'd have to say I prefer The Amazing Race. [more]

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9/11 Gallery by AIGA

"Blanxx gets my vote for best expansion of a card game for 2001 in the GAMA awards. It's really no contest. The expansion is as good as *you* make it. Encouraging homebrewn gaming. Gads, that's what made Doom and Quake popular. Promotes creativity." -- Paul Blake on the Fluxx mailing list

Thursday, September 27, 2001
by the Wunderland Toast Society

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What's Going On? A Tornado Struck Our Town!

When I was a kid, I always took it seriously when I heard about a "Tornado Watch", worriedly gazing through the window for signs of any cyclones that might sweep our house away to a land of munchkins and witches. However, as I grew older, I stopped worrying. Tornadoes just don't happen here. Or so it always seemed.

On Monday, the most powerful tornado this area has felt in over 75 years came smashing right through my home town. It first touched down at the University of Maryland, where it destroyed a small building and countless cars. Tragically, two sisters were killed when their car was picked up by the wind and crashed into the woods. The tornado then moved north, tearing up power lines and trees and local business, going right by our house (a mere 2000 feet to the west), eventually petering out in Laurel, after ripping off the roof of the high school there. Early estimates of damage come to $16.5M.

Although friends of ours actually saw the funnel cloud (Allen even took pictures of it), the storm seemed like just another thunderstorm to us, even after the power went out. But as we started scrounging up candles and tracking down the wind-up radio, we began getting phone calls asking if we were OK. By the time it was dark, we had a pretty good idea of where the tornado had traveled and which local landmarks it had damaged, and since it was all within walking distance we decided to take a stroll and look for scenes of devastation in the dark.

We saw much destruction. Many trees were damaged and even torn out of the ground, and all the glass was smashed out of some storefronts and bus shelters. As we approached a Home Depot that reportedly suffered a lot of damage, we found a couple of their big metal carts lying crumpled in the lawn many yards from their parking lot. We cautiously stepped over downed power lines that probably would have been dangerous if anything in the area had electricity. After awhile it started to rain pretty hard again, and we had to take shelter for awhile at #12's place, which was even closer to the path of destruction than we live... right along it in fact!

As we looked at twisted wreckage in the darkness and thought about those unlucky enough to be directly in harm's way, it was sobering to realize that the events of September 11 were literally a thousand times worse, and then some. Well, at least the disaster that struck our town was a natural calamity. "We can't blame this one on the terrorists" was an oft-heard joke that night.

When I was a kid, I always enjoyed the adventure of living without electricity, on those occasions when a (tornado-free) storm would knock out the power. (Well, almost always... we didn't have VCRs in those days, so back then we couldn't just get a friend who still had power to tape the new episode of Star Trek for us...) Even today, the novelty of living by candlelight can be fun for awhile... but of course, it does get tiresome eventually. Fortunately, our power came on after only about 18 hours (i.e. in plenty of time for the premiere of the new Star Trek series). Others in our neighborhood weren't as lucky, but I believe by now that most or all of the town is back on the grid.

Anyway, you can be sure I'll once again be taking those Tornado Watches as seriously as I ever used to. I didn't take any pictures of the devastation myself, but other people did; here's a site with many pages of photos, along with accounts, by students on the scene at the campus.

In other news, Chort and Paula got married this week! I didn't take any pictures there either, but it was a lovely wedding, and we had a great time. Congrats and best wishes, you two!

AndyRest in Peace, tornado (and September 11th) victims...

Thought Residue
The current issue (Oct 2001) of Wired magazine features a really cool map among the illustrations for an article on all things Tolkien: The world of the Lord of the Rings rendered as a subway map, showing the routes of the Middle Earth Transit Authority.
"Indeed, where is the United States military to fight? Afghanistan, which has sheltered deadly terrorists for years, is an almost certain target. But Pakistan, which has sheltered deadly terrorists for years, is suddenly an ally. And how is the United States military to fight? It could bomb Afghanistan to mountains and scrub, but Afghanistan is already little more than mountains and scrub. It could send in troops, but if you are a terrorist, and you see the US Army coming, you make like a civilian and head for a crowd - or better, the border. The Soviet Army killed more than a million people in Afghanistan before giving up and withdrawing in defeat. Washington has fought this kind of war before. Every president since Richard Nixon has declared "war" on drugs. Every presidential candidate has emphasized that he will win the war on drugs, because each president before him has failed. But there is no drug lord in chief, no single network to break, no one nation to beat or sanction into submission. The idea of a war on drugs implies that we can eradicate the problem - as likely as police eradicating crime or firefighters eradicating fire - and that dooms the US to failure." -- Douglas McGray, "Don't Oversell An 'Idea War'"
"I call my plan 'Operation UNCLE SAMta Claus,' and it would work like this. Every year the State Department could release a list of naughty and nice nations. The former will get rewards in the form of desirable American consumer goods; the latter, lumps of coal. If we're afraid the naughty nations might use the lumps of coal for fuel we could give them Chia Pets, handkerchiefs, or other completely undesirable gifts. Nations falling in the middle would get nice cards wishing them happy holidays. The whole world would spend the year trying to get on our good side so that come Christmas they'd get nice presents. Governments whose representatives calls us dirty names at the U.N. or who taught their schoolchildren to chant 'Death to The Satanic Zionist Yankee Imperialists' would be overthrown by angry mobs when their citizens realized they were getting stale fruitcakes for the holidays while the residents of nearby pro-American nations were getting attractive Timex watches or Amana Radar Ranges." -- Alvin Orloff, I Married an Earthling, page 19


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