Haiku Movie Reviews 

By Ginohn
[2008] [2007] [2006] [2005] [2004] [2003] [2002] [2001] [2000] [1999] [1998] [1997] [entire list]
  1. 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU [1999]
  2. 3-IRON  [2004]
  3. 12 MONKEYS [1995]
  4. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY [1968]
  5. 21 GRAMS [2003]
  6. 28 DAYS LATER [2002]
  7. THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN [2005]
  8. 50 FIRST DATES [2004]
  9. THE 6TH DAY [2000]
  10. THE 74TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS 
  11. 8½ WOMEN [1999]
  12. 8 WOMEN [2002]
  13. ABOUT A BOY [2002]
  14. ABOUT SCHMIDT [2002]
  15. ADAPTATION [2002]
  16. A. I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE [2001]
  17. AIRPLANE! [1980]
  18. AKA [2002]
  19. AKIRA [1988]
  20. ALFIE [2004]
  21. ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER [1999]
  22. ALMOST FAMOUS [2000]
  23. AMATEUR [1994]
  24. AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON [1987]
  25. AMÉLIE [2001]
  26. AMERICAN BEAUTY [1999]
  27. AMERICAN DREAMZ  [2006]
  28. AMERICAN MOVIE [1999]
  29. AMERICAN PIE [1999]
  30. AMERICAN SPLENDOR [2003]
  31. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON []
  32. ANCHORMAN [2004]
  33. ANTZ [1998]
  34. APERTURE [2004]
  35. THE ARISTOCRATS [2005]
  36. ARMAGEDDON [1998]
  37. ARMY OF DARKNESS [1993]
  38. AROUND THE BEND [2003]
  39. AS GOOD AS IT GETS [1997]
  40. AUSTIN POWERS [1997]
  41. AUSTIN POWERS THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME [1999]
    42. <>AUSTIN POWERS THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME (again)
  42. AUTOFOCUS [2002]
  43. THE AVIATOR [2005]
  44. BABETTE'S FEAST  [1987]
  45. BAD SANTA [2003]
  46. BANDITS [2001]
  47. BARAKA [1992]
  48. BATMAN AND ROBIN [1997]
  49. BATMAN BEGINS [2005]
  50. BATTLEFIELD EARTH [2000]
  51. BEAN [1997]
  52. A BEAUTIFUL MIND [2001]
  53. BEDAZZLED [1967] 
  54. BEDAZZLED [2000]
  55. BEERFEST []
  56. BEING JULIA [2004]
  57. BEING JOHN MALKOVICH [1999]
  58. BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM [2002]
  59. BEST IN SHOW [2000]
  60. BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE [1999]
  61. THE BIG BLUE (DIRECTOR'S CUT) [1988]
  62. THE BIG EMPTY [2003]
  63. BIG FISH [2003]
  64. BILLY ELLIOT [2000]
  65. BLACK HAWK DOWN [2001]
  66. BLADE RUNNER (DIRECTOR'S CUT) 
  67. BLADE RUNNER (FIRST RELEASE) [1982]
  68. BLAST FROM THE PAST [1999]
  69. BLOW [2001]
  70. BLUE CRUSH [2002]
  71. BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN  [2006]
    72. <>
  72. BOTTLE ROCKET [1996]
  73. THE BOURNE IDENTITY [2002]
  74. THE BOURNE SUPREMACY [2004]
  75. BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE [2002]
  76. BOYS DON'T CRY [1999]
  77. BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON [2004]
  78. BRINGING OUT THE DEAD [1999]
  79. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN [2006]
  80. BROKEN FLOWERS [2005]
  81. THE BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET [1984]
  82. BRUCE ALMIGHTY [2003]
  83. BUBBLE BOY [2001]
  84. BUCKAROO BANZAI [1984]
  85. BUFFALO '66 [1998]
  86. BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER [1999]
  87. BUTTERFLY [2000]
  88. THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT [2004]
  89. CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS [2003]
  90. CAST AWAY [2000]
  91. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN [2002]
  92. THE CELL [2000]
  93. CHANGING LANES [2002]
  94. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY [2005]
  95. CHARLIE'S ANGELS [2000]
  96. CHICAGO [2002]
  97. CHICKEN RUN [2000]
  98. CHILDREN OF MEN []
  99. CHOCOLAT [2000]
  100. THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA:
  101. THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE  [2005]
  102. THE CHUMSCRUBBER  [2005]
  103. CITY OF LOST CHILDREN [1995]
  104. CLERKS II  [2006]
  105. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE  [1971]
  106. CLUB DREAD [2004]
  107. COLD MOUNTAIN [2004]
  108. COMEDIAN [2002]
  109. THE COMEDIANS OF COMEDY [2005]
  110. CONCERT FOR GEORGE [2003]
  111. COOKIE'S FORTUNE [1999]
  112. CORKY ROMANO [2001]
  113. CORPSE BRIDE [2005]
  114. THE COURT JESTER [1956]
  115. COWBOY BEBOP: TENGOKU NO TOBIRA [2001]
  116. CRASH  [2004]
  117. CREMASTER [1995-2002]
  118. CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON [2000]
  119. CUTTHROAT ISLAND [1995]
  120. DANCER IN THE DARK [2000]
  121. DARK CITY [1998]
  122. DARK STAR  [1974]
  123. THE DAVINCI CODE  [2006]
  124. THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW [2004]
  125. THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL [1951]
  126. DAZED AND CONFUSED [1993]
  127. DEAD PRESIDENTS [1995]
  128. DEATH OF A PRINCESS [1980]
  129. DEEP IMPACT [1998]
  130. DEJA VU  [2006]
  131. DE-LOVELY [2004]
  132. CECIL B DEMENTED [2000]
  133. DESPERATION BLVD. [1998]
  134. DETROIT ROCK CITY  [1999]
  135. DICK [1999]
  136. DIE ANOTHER DAY [2002]
  137. DIRTY PRETTY THINGS [2002]
  138. THE DISH [2000]
  139. DODGEBALL  [2001]
  140. DOGMA [1999]
  141. DOG PARK [1998]
  142. DOGS: THE RISE AND FALL OF AN ALL GIRL BOOKIE JOINT [1996]
  143. DONNIE DARKO [2001]
  144. DOWNFALL [2005]
  145. DOWN WITH LOVE [2003]
  146. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS [1999]
  147. DUCK SOUP [1933]
  148. DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? [2000]
  149. THE DUELLISTS [1977]
  150. ED TV [1999]
  151. ELF [2003]
  152. ELIZABETH [1998]
  153. ENEMY MINE [1985]
  154. ENIGMA [2001]
  155. ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOM  []
  156. ENVY [2004]
  157. ERIN BROCKOVICH [2000]
  158. THE ESCAPE ARTIST  [1982]
  159. E.T.THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL [1982]
  160. ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND [2004]
  161. EVER AFTER [1998]
  162. EVEREST [1998]
  163. EYES WIDE SHUT [1999]
  164. EXISTENZ [1999]
  165. THE EXORCIST [1973]
  166. FAHRENHEIT 9/11 [2004]
  167. FAMILY GUY PRESENTS STEWIE GRIFFIN: THE UNTOLD STORY [2005]
  168. FANTASTIC FOUR [2005]
  169. FANTASTIC PLANET [1973]
  170. FAR FROM HEAVEN [2002]
  171. FAST, CHEAP, & OUT OF CONTROL [1997]
  172. THE FAST RUNNER  [2001]
  173. FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS [1998]
  174. FESTIVAL EXPRESS [2003]
  175. THE FIFTH ELEMENT [1997]
  176. FIGHT CLUB [1999]
  177. FINDING NEVERLAND [2004]
  178. FIVE OBSTRUCTIONS [2003]
  179. THE FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX [1965]
  180. THE FOG OF WAR  [2003]
  181. FOLLOWING [1998]
  182. FORREST GUMP [1994]
  183. FOXFIRE [1996]
  184. FREDDY GOT FINGERED [2001]
  185. FREE ENTERPRISE  [1998]
  186. FREE WILLY [1993]
  187. FREQUENCY [2000]
  188. FRIDA [2002]
  189. FULL FRONTAL [2002]
  190. THE FULL MONTY [1997]
  191. GALAXY QUEST [1999]
  192. GALLIPOLI [1981]
  193. THE GAMERS [2002]
  194. GANGS OF NEW YORK [2002]
  195. GARDEN STATE [2004]
  196. GHOST WORLD [2000]
  197. GIGANTIC: A TALE OF TWO JOHNS [2002]
  198. THE GIRL NEXT DOOR [2004]
  199. GO [2001]
  200. THE GOD WHO WASN'T THERE [2006]
  201. GODZILLA 2001 [2001]
  202. GOLDMEMBER [2002]
  203. THE GOOD GERMAN [2006]
  204. THE GOOD GIRL [2002]
  205. GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK [2005]
  206. THE GOOD SHEPHERD []
  207. THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY [1966]
  208. GOSFORD PARK [2001]
  209. THE GREAT DANCE: A HUNTER'S STORY [2000]
  210. THE GREAT WHITE []
  211. GREENFINGERS [2000]
  212. THE GREEN MILE [1999]
  213. GROUNDHOG DAY [1993]
  214. GUMMO [1997]
  215. HANNIBAL [2001]
  216. HAPPY ENDINGS  [2005]
  217. HAPPY TEXAS [1999]
  218. HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE [2004]
  219. HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN  [2004]
  220. HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE [2001]
  221. A HARD DAY'S NIGHT [1964]
  222. HEAD [1968]
  223. HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH [2001]
  224. HELLBOY [2004]
  225. THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY [2005]
  226. HIDALGO [2004]
  227. THE HIDDEN [1987]
  228. HIDEOUS KINKY [1998]
  229. HIGH FIDELITY [2000]
  230. HIGH SCHOOL HIGH [1996]
  231. HORSEY [1997]
  232. HOTEL RWANDA [2004]
  233. HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING [1989]
  234. ICE AGE [2002]
  235. AN IDEAL HUSBAND [1999]
  236. IDENTITY [2003]
  237. IDIOCRACY []
  238. IGBY GOES DOWN [2002]
  239. I ♥ HUCKABEES [2004]
  240. THE ILLUSIONIST  [2006]
  241. THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST [2002]
  242. IN AMERICA [2003]
  243. AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH  [2006]
  244. THE INCREDIBLES [2004]
  245. INDEPENDENCE DAY [1996]
  246. THE INDIAN RUNNER  [1991]
  247. THE INTERPRETER [2005]
  248. I ROBOT  []
  249. THE IRON GIANT [1999]
  250. ITALIAN FOR BEGINNERS [2002]
  251. IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD [1963]
  252. JACKASS 2 []
  253. JACKASS: THE MOVIE [2002]
  254. JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK [2001]
  255. JEREMIAH JOHNSON [1972]
  256. JIMINY GLICK IN LA LA WOOD [2005]
  257. JOE DIRT [2001]
  258. JOHNNY ENGLISH [2003]
  259. JURASSIC PARK [1993]
  260. JUST VISITING [2001]
  261. KAMA SUTRA: A TALE OF LOVE [1996]
  262. KEEPING THE FAITH [2000]
  263. KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE  [1989]
  264. KILL BILL VOL. 1 [2003]
  265. KINGDOM OF HEAVEN  [2005]
  266. KING KONG [2006]
  267. THE KING OF COMEDY [1982]
  268. KINSEY [2005]
  269. KISSING JESSICA STEIN [2001]
  270. KISS THE SKY  [1999]
  271. A KNIGHT'S TALE [2001]
  272. KOYAANISQATSI [1983]
  273. K-PAX [2001]
  274. KUNG FU HUSTLE [2004]
  275. KUNG PHOOEY! [2003]
  276. THE LADYKILLERS [2004]
  277. THE LAKE HOUSE  []
  278. THE LAND BEFORE TIME [1988]
  279. LANTANA [2001]
  280. THE LATHE OF HEAVEN [1980]
  281. L'AUBERGE ESPAGNOLE [2002]
  282. LE DIVORCE  [2003]
  283. LESS THAN ZERO  [1986]
  284. LET AMERICA LAUGH [2003]
  285. THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS  [2004]
  286. LIFE AS A HOUSE [2001]
  287. THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU [2004]
  288. LIFE OF BRIAN [1979]
  289. LIFE OR SOMETHING LIKE IT [2002]
  290. THE LION KING [1994]
  291. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE  [2006]
  292. LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS [1986]
  293. LOLITA [1997]
  294. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING [2001]
  295. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS [2002]
  296. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING [2003]
  297. LOST IN SPACE [1998]
  298. LOST IN TRANSLATION [2003]
  299. THE LOST WORLD JURASSIC PARK II [1997]
  300. LOVE ACTUALLY [2003]
  301. LULU ON THE BRIDGE [1998]
  302. MAD HOT BALLROOM [2005]
  303. THE MADNESS OF KING GEORGE [1994]
  304. MAGNOLIA [1999]
  305. THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE [2004]
  306. MAN ON THE MOON [1999]
  307. THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE [2001]
  308. MARCH OF THE PENGUINS [2005]
  309. MARVIN'S ROOM  [1996]
  310. MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD [2003]
  311. THE MATADOR [2006]
  312. MATCHSTICK MEN [2003]
  313. THE MATRIX [1999]
  314. MCCABE & MRS. MILLER [1971]
  315. MCLIBEL []
  316. THE MEANING OF LIFE [1983]
  317. MEAN GIRLS [2004]
  318. MEET JOE BLACK [1998]
  319. MEET THE PARENTS [2000]
  320. MELVIN GOES TO DINNER [2003]
  321. MEMENTO [2000]
  322. ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE [2000]
  323. MEN IN BLACK II [2002]
  324. MICROCOSMOS  [1996]
  325. A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM [1999]
  326. A MIGHTY WIND [2003]
  327. MILLION DOLLAR BABY [2004]
  328. MIMIC [1997]
  329. MINORITY REPORT [2002]
  330. MISS CONGENIALITY [2000]
  331. MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUS [2005]
  332. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II [2000]
  333. MISSION TO MARS [2000]
  334. MONSIEUR IBRAHIM ET LES FLEURS DU CORAN [2003]
  335. MONSOON WEDDING [2001]
  336. MONSTERS INC. [2001]
  337. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL [1975]
  338. THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES [2004]
  339. MOULIN ROUGE! [2001]
  340. MULHOLLAND DR. [2001]
  341. THE MUPPETS' WIZARD OF OZ []
  342. THE MUSKETEER [2001]
  343. MY ARCHITECT: A SON'S JOURNEY [2004]
  344. MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING [2002]
  345. MY DINNER WITH ANDRE [1981]
  346. MY FAVORITE MARTIAN [1999]
  347. MYSTERY MEN [1999]
  348. MYSTIC RIVER [2003]
  349. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE [2004]
  350. NATIONAL TREASURE [2004]
  351. NEVER BEEN KISSED [1999]
  352. NEVER CRY WOLF [1983]
  353. NIGHT OF THE DEMON  [1957]
  354. NO SUCH THING [2001]
  355. NOTES ON A SCANDAL []
  356. NOTTING HILL [1999]
  357. NOVOCAINE [2001]
  358. THE NUMBER 23 []
  359. NURSE BETTY [2000]
  360. O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? [2000]
  361. OCEAN'S TWELVE [2005]
  362. OCTOBER SKY [1999]
  363. OFFICE SPACE [1999]
  364. OLD SCHOOL [2003]
  365. ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST [1968]
  366. ONE HOUR PHOTO [2002]
  367. THE OPPOSITE OF SEX []
  368. ORGAZMO [1997]
  369. OUTSIDE PROVIDENCE [1999]
  370. THE PAINTED VEIL []
  371. PANIC ROOM [2002]
  372. PAN'S LABYRINTH []
  373. THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST [2004]
  374. PATCH ADAMS [1998]
  375. PAULI SHORE IS DEAD [2003]
  376. PAYCHECK  [2003]
  377. PAY IT FORWARD [2000]
  378. PEACEABLE KINGDOM [2004]
  379. PERFORMANCE []
  380. THE PEST [1997]
  381. PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE [1974]
  382. THE PIANIST [2002]
  383. PI: FAITH IN CHAOS [1998]
  384. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN  THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL [2003]
  385. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST  [2006]
  386. PLANET OF THE APES [2001]
  387. PLEASANTVILLE[]
  388. PLUNKETT & MACLEANE
  389. POW WOW HIGHWAY [1986]
  390. PRACTICAL MAGIC [1998]
  391. THE PRESTIGE  [2006]
  392. PRIDE & PREJUDICE  [2005]
  393. PRIMER [2004]
  394. THE PRINCESS BRIDE [1987]
  395. PULP FICTION [1994]
  396. PUMP UP THE VOLUME []
  397. PUNCH DRUNK LOVE [2002]
  398. PUNK: ATTITUDE [2005]
  399. QUEEN OF THE DAMNED [2002]
  400. THE QUIET EARTH  [1985]
  401. RABBIT-PROOF FENCE [2002]
  402. RAPA NUI [1994]
  403. RAY  [2004]
  404. THE REAL DIRT ON FARMER JOHN [2005]
  405. REAR WINDOW [1954]
  406. REEFER MADNESS [1947]
  407. REIGN OF FIRE [2002]
  408. REPO MAN [1984]
  409. THE RINGER [2005]
  410. RIVERWORLD [2002]
  411. ROUNDERS [1998]
  412. THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS [2001]
  413. RUN LOLA RUN [1998]
  414. RUN RONNIE RUN [2003]
  415. RUSHMORE [1998]
  416. THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH [1978]
  417. SAHARA [2005]
  418. SAINT ELMO'S FIRE  [1985]
  419. SARAH SILVERMAN: JESUS IS MAGIC [2005]
  420. SAVED! [2004]
  421. SAVING GRACE [2000]
  422. SAVING SILVERMAN [2001]
  423. SCARAMOUCHE [1952]
  424. SCARY MOVIE 3 [2003]
  425. SCENT OF A WOMAN []
  426. SCHOOL OF ROCK [2003]
  427. SCREAM [1996]
  428. SECONDHAND LIONS  [2003]
  429. SECRET WINDOW [2004]
  430. SERENITY [2005]
  431. SET ME FREE [1999]
  432. SEVEN CHANCES [1925]
  433. SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE [2000]
  434. SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE [1998]
  435. SHANGHAI KNIGHTS [2003]
  436. SHANGHAI NOON [2000]
  437. SHAUN OF THE DEAD [2004]
  438. THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION  []
  439. SHIRLEY VALENTINE [1989]
  440. SHOWTIME [2002]
  441. SHREK [2001]
  442. SHREK 2 [2004]
  443. SIDEWAYS [2004]
  444. SIGNS [2002]
  445. SIMPLE MEN [1992]
  446. SIN CITY [2005]
  447. SIRENS [1994]
  448. THE SIXTH SENSE [1999]
  449. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW [2004]
  450. SLEEPY HOLLOW [1999]
  451. SLIDING DOORS [1998]
  452. THE SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS [1998]
  453. SNAKES ON A PLANE  [2006]
  454. SNATCH [2000]
  455. SOLARIS [2002]
  456. SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL [1987]
  457. SOME LIKE IT HOT [1959]
  458. SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE  [2003]
  459. SOUTH PARK BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT [1999]
  460. SPACE COWBOYS [2000]
  461. SPELLBOUND [2002]
  462. SPIDER-MAN [2002]
  463. SPIDER-MAN 2 [2004]
  464. SPIRITED AWAY [2001]
  465. SPLENDOR [1999]
  466. THE SQUID AND THE WHALE [2005]
  467. STARSHIP TROOPERS [1997]
  468. STARSKY & HUTCH [2004]
  469. STAR TREK INSURRECTION [1998]
  470. STAR TREK NEMESIS [2002]
  471. STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE [1977]
  472. STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK [1980]
  473. STAR WARS: REVENGE RETURN OF THE JEDI [1989]
  474. STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE [1999]
  475. STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES [2002]
  476. STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH [2005]
  477. THE STATION AGENT [2004]
  478. STEP INTO LIQUID  [2002]
  479. STRANGER THAN FICTION []
  480. STRICTLY BALLROOM [1992]
  481. STUCK ON YOU [2003]
  482. SUPER SIZE ME [2004]
  483. SUPER TROOPERS [2001]
  484. THE SURE THING [1985]
  485. SYRIANA [2005]
  486. TADPOLE [2002]
  487. THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY [1999]
  488. TAMPOPO [1985]
  489. TANK GIRL  [1995]
  490. TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE [2004]
  491. TENACIOUS D IN 'THE PICK OF DESTINY' []
  492. THE TERMINAL [2004]
  493. TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES [2003]
  494. THANK YOU FOR SMOKING [2006]
  495. THAT THING YOU DO [1996]
  496. THEY LIVE  [1988]
  497. THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR [1999]
  498. THE THIRTEENTH WARRIOR [1999]
  499. THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQIADES ESTRADA  [2005]
  500. THREESOME [1994]
  501. THREE TO TANGO [1999]
  502. THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR [1968]
  503. THUMBSUCKER [2006]
  504. TITANIC [1997]
  505. TOMCATS [2001]
  506. TOM JONES [1963]
  507. TOPSY-TURVY [1999]
  508. TOUCHING THE VOID [2004]
  509. TOY STORY [1995]
  510. TOY STORY 2 [1999]
  511. TRAINSPOTTING [1996]
  512. THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE [2003]
  513. THE TRUMAN SHOW [1998]
  514. TRUST [1990]
  515. TWISTER [1996]
  516. THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING [1988]
  517. UNBREAKABLE [2000]
  518. THE U.S. VS. JOHN LENNON []
  519. VANITY FAIR [2004]
  520. VAN WILDER [2002]
  521. THE VELOCITY OF GARY [1998]
  522. V FOR VENDETTA [2006]
  523. THE VIRGIN SUICIDES [1999]
  524. THE VISITORS [1993]
  525. WAKING LIFE [2001]
  526. WAKING NED DEVINE  [1998]
  527. WALLACE AND GROMIT IN THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT  []
  528. WAL-MART: THE HIGH COST OF LOW PRICE  [2005]
  529. WAR OF THE WORLDS [2005]
  530. THE WEDDING CRASHERS [2005]
  531. WHALE RIDER [2002]
  532. WHAT DREAMS MAY COME [1998]
  533. WHAT THE #$*! DO WE KNOW? [2004]
  534. WHAT WOMEN WANT [2000]
  535. THE WHOLE NINE YARDS [2000]
  536. WILDE [1997]
  537. THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL [2005]
  538. WING COMMANDER [1999]
  539. WINGED MIGRATION [2003]
  540. THE WIZARD OF OZ [1939]
  541. WORD WARS  [2004]
  542. XANADU [1980]
  543. THE X FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE [1998]
  544. X2:X-MEN UNITED [2003]
  545. X-MEN [2000]
  546. THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY [1982]
  547. Y TU MAMÁ TAMBIÉN [2001]
  548. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME [2000]
  549. ZELIG [1983]
  550. ZOOLANDER [2001]
Face it - all movies can be critiqued in 17 syllables, no more, no fewer. This is a perfect job for the haiku, a respectable Japanese form of poetry which, when imported into English, sadly breaks from its roots in nature and becomes a naughty, spoiled senrihu with a temper tantrum.

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