Cooking with the Emperor

By Andrew Looney

Back in the days when the Sub-Ether Wave Band was on the radio, I did an occassional comedy spot called "Cooking with the Emperor." I did like twenty 2-minute episodes, explainging absurd recipes for things like the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, Soylent Green, Eloi with Special Sauce, and Roadkill Surprise.

Well, that was back in the 1980s. This now is a collection of actual recipes which I actually cook in my actual kitchen actually. With commentary and sometimes even pictures!

VIDEO! Cooking Pop-Tarts with the Emperor

Illustration copyright © Steve Hauk

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