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J: This week's reading is from the Book of John, in the Ginohnavala:

Yea, verily my muscles have become sore as Monday morning.
For I created a staircase this week,
For the loft in Lori's room.
OK, really our friend Christian made it, but I helped a lot.

For I also aided an emergency move by loading a truck and jeep with Valuable Things
And driving the jeep back from Salisbury, which is a full three hours away or so.

For I also rearranged many pieces of furniture
And cleaned closets
And organized the attic in our house.

And I chopped and carried wood
And used La-Z-Boy furniture as exercise equipment
And walked a mile with groceries
And carried a sofa to the second story of a house a block away
And wrestled computers at work
And introduced a cow to Lori
And bullshitted about major philosophical problems
And washed dishes and pumped up two bicycle tires.

For the fireworks this year weren't half as impressive as the fireflies
And our Mango is still as cute as the littlest kitten...

It continues with cryptic passages about the Goddess keeping John honest and something about a
strange Origin Cube given as a gift from Rabbits, but I think that's enough for this week's reading. Thank you.

G: I've had a long week. I spent a couple of days at my parent's new house in Winter Haven, Florida. They live right across a lake from Cypress Gardens, a place I visited when I was around 12 years old. I didn't make it there this visit, but plan to next time. We did our usual going out to dinner and hanging around the house. I busied myself reading books mostly. I bought Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris in the airport for my Mom and finished it before I left there, and started To Say Nothing Of the Dog by Connie Willis.

Monday my mom and I drove (4 hours) to Lori's apartment and after a late lunch Mom left and we got to work. We spent the day sorting, packing, and throwing stuff out. We went out to see the Herbie movie that night too. The next few days were spent the same way, with many trips to the Goodwill and Salvation Army, and the storage space. We had a lot of help from Lori's son Jonathan. We're looking forward to visits from him and his fiancee Shayla later.

We had two meals at Sweet Tomatoes, which has the best salad bar I've ever eaten at. I hope they open a franchise in our area! My only complaint, actually, is the tomatoes there. It's the middle of summer, in Florida where you can grow tomatoes year round, and a place with that name, you'd think they could actually get some decent tomatoes, but they have the same mediocre ones you find in most restaurants. I mean, with a name like Sweet Tomatoes, you'd think they could put a little effort into that department!

Anyway, we got everything put in it's place, and left Friday morning. We had only a few traffic slow downs and made it to Aunt Betty's in Hilton Head South Carolina in time for dinner. Aunt Betty is a good friend of our parents, Mom went to college with her and they were house mates for a while too. But she moved away from Buffalo right after I was born so we'd never met. Lori had met her and stayed with her before on other travels. When we pulled up to her lovely house, she was outside jumping up and down with joy. That was quite a nice welcome. Then she took us to dinner at The Club. She lives in a gated community attached to a country club, and she's a golf fanatic. She works at the golf shop there too. The Restaurant was English themed. We had a great dinner and I tried a drink I'd never heard of before - a Shandy. It's lager mixed with Sprite. I liked it. Thanks Aunt Betty! Hope to see you again real soon.

Saturday we were on our way by 9:30 am. We did get caught while still in S.C. in a backup caused by a smashup between two cars. And there were the usual delays through Northern Virginia, but we made it home at 7:45pm.

Since then we've been moving furniture around and trying to get everything situated. We've unearthed boxes that we've never unpacked from moving 3 years ago, and other such adventures. We've been having fun taking walks and taking in the fireflies at night, watching the fireworks, working in the garden, and more usual stuff.

J: I forgot last week to include a few extra HMRs from our friend Dave Chalker. These are all for for Batman Begins:

Bateman IS Batman
and like Memento, flashbacks
keep the story going.

"I have to return
some videotapes", says new
Caped Crusader

While Freeman and Caine
play themselves (well), Neeson, Bale
and Murphy excel.











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