The Diner

You have entered what seems to be a chrome and neon covered diner, located on the edge of a city somewhere. You can see the night skyline outside, through the big plate glass windows. A quick survey of the menu shows that it features all of Andrew Looney's very favorite foods: gigantic, very rare steaks, Giordonno's stuffed pizza, Chick-Fil-A sandwiches, hot open turkey sandwiches (with gravy on the mashed potatoes), huge baskets of golden french fries, the prime rib sandwiches they used to serve at the now-defunct Beaux Arts Cafe in Dupont Circle, Roy Roger's roast beef sandwiches (the way the original Marriot management used to make 'em), sourdough pancakes, Mrs. Mommy's world famous dinner rolls, teriyaki chicken, Foong Lin's crab rangoon, and a host of other delights.

Kristin is here. She is sitting in a booth, waiting for the waitress to show up and take her order.

Tirade is also here, approvingly noting that the menu doesn't have anything with brocolli in it.

From here you can go to the Id, the Dream Control Center, the Chocolate Factory, or the Erogenous Zone. Or you can look at the map.