John and Gina got married on August 16, 1997. It was the bestest
wedding ever, and there was a great party afterward, and a bonfire under
a full moon, 'til it rained and all the stragglers stood under a tent eating
leftovers and wedding cake wif their fingers.
Introduction- How we found the most suitable
tree and religion for our wedding.
Pictures! - The day after our wedding,
a web page simulacrum of this one was posted by Jonathan
Kruger.
The Cast of Characters - Some of the
hundreds of friends who helped us put on a great show.
The Invitation - A gif of a censored copy. Or, try the censored
text.
Music - Our picks for the processional, recessional, and first-dance
songs.
The Ceremony- Dave was the perfect
MC for the day.
Graymayle's Homily - 98 degrees. Full
plate armor, standing on a stump. Didn't fall down. Is that a miracle or
what?
Barchan's Oath- The origin of "Ginohn"
- Written by Barchan and also performed in full plate armor.
Trog's Commercial - Went over the heads of some non-time-travellers.
Discordian Skit- A Sermon on Ethics
and Love from The Principia.
