Buster Keaton hasn't eaten
In a long, long while.
I notice he
Is on TV
-- Still working on his smile.
     Still working on his smile!
     So smile for him, smile for him,
     Smile until we die!

Albert Einstein had a fine wine
When I was so young.
Quite the toaster;
On this poster
-- He's toasting with his tongue.
     He's sticking out his tongue!
     So, stick it out, stick it out,
     Stick it out and die!

Johnny Lennon wooed the women
When he played guitar.
Now he's gone,
But still plays on
-- The jukebox in the bar.
     The jukebox in the bar!
     We're in the bar, in the bar,
     Drunk until we die!

With dry satirics, hopeful lyrics,
And Relativity,
These three guys,
They keep me wise
-- And make good company.
     We'll make good company!
     Good company, company,
     Friends until we die!

We never met, but I will bet
Al, Buster, John, and I
Won't be lonely,
But if only
-- They're with me when I die.
     Together when we die!
     So, drink with us, drink with us,
     And toast us when we die!