Movies
reviewed in 1997
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Didn't like it. |
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Okay. |
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Liked it. |
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Loved it! |
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:( BEAN
Instead of L.A.
Mr. Bean should have stayed home
and watched his old shows. |
:) THE
FULL MONTY
How come we never
got to see the full monty?!
I paid good money... |
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THING YOU DO
Fantastic soundtrack!
Pre-natal nostalgia!
Wondermania! |
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FORREST GUMP
Mama always said,
"Stupid is as Stupid does."
Stupid rakes it in. |
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JURASSIC PARK
During the making
of this film no dinosaurs
were injured or killed. |
:( THE
LOST WORLD - JURASSIC PARK II
During the making
of this film no dinosaurs
were injured or killed. |
:) THE
FIFTH ELEMENT
Lovely aliens
but the plot reminds me of
Warriors of Virtue. |
:(
TWISTER
A cow calmly moos
and slowly floats by, upright,
amid Pepsi ads. |
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AUSTIN
POWERS
It's Groovy Baby!
If only the 90's had
really been like that. |
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TRAINSPOTTING
The first movie that
ever made me want to try
to swim in the loo. |
:( HIGH
SCHOOL HIGH
There was no scene where
Jon Lovitts had hair like in
the movie poster. |
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BATMAN
AND ROBIN
Want to gloss over
awful choreography?
Use lots of close-ups! |