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Cleaning Up on Taxes


G: What a weekend! Lori told us a few weeks ago to set this weekend aside for Spring Cleaning. And I told John he had to get our taxes done.

Friday I went to feed Dave's iguana and, being the lazy environmentalist I am, wanted to combine the trip with one to Home Depot which is right nearby. I got out of the house a bit late; I had told John and some other people that we would leave from our house around 5pm to go to Franklin's (driving, not biking) for Paul's birthday celebration (which was from 4 to 7pm). While at Home Depot I picked out some paint chips for my desk and chair that I'm refurbishing, using the vinyl covered seat from the chair as a guide for one of the colors (red), and had to wait for the paint to be mixed. I got some other things while that was happening, but it still took longer than I thought and it was a little after 5 when I left the store.

I jumped in the car and went home, where John was playing an online ring game of hold'em and Rich was watching. We left immediately and as we left the house I realized that I had left the paint stir sticks in the shopping cart in the parking lot at Home Depot. I had gotten some of the large ones to bring to UM Art and Learning Center to mix glazes with. I felt very stressed about it since I had been all hurried and I hate forgetting things and having to drive all over the place. Oh, well, I already had some large paint sticks and I could find something around the house to stir the little cans. We were about 1/4 of the way to Franklin's when I realized that I had ALSO left the CHAIR SEAT in the shopping cart in the Home Depot parking lot. That sent me into a self loathing tizzy for a few minutes. We were late to the party, we had Rich with us, I had just bought paint to match the seat....AUUUGHHH!  John was ready to turn around and go get it but I felt bad about making Rich late so I said we should drop him off at Franklin's first. Then Rich called information and got the number for Home Depot and called them and then pretended he was my husband calling for the ease of not having to explain further. As you might imagine, after many attempts to get through, and getting the wrong department or hung up on or told to call back in a little while so they could check, a nice lady told me she looked and didn't find it. By now we were at Franklin's and I had almost finished a beer. I was upset that I wouldn't get it back, but John got instructions from me where it was and drove the long haul down Rt. 1 from Franklin's to Home Depot to look for it.

I joined the party and told people my sob story and got cheered up a bit, then started worrying that I had actually just left the seat in the CAR, and forgot it, or, worse, brought it in the HOUSE and didn't remember. I was worrying and watching and waiting for John to come back, and I imagined that if he had found it that he would bring it in with him, holding it above his head triumphantly. So when I saw him approaching empty handed, I thought I had lost it for good. But when he got upstairs to the bar he gave me the thumbs up, and I was sooooo happy. Everything was good. He's my hero.

Chris came in later that night, and I went off to a little campfire continuation of the party. Saturday morning I got up early (do you know how bizarre that is?) so we could go out to Feet First in Columbia and get me some new running shoes before Lori put the hammer down and it was time to clean, clean, clean. I've been running some, and my hips started hurting. They used to hurt several years ago when I was running regularly, and I never discovered any solution (doctors finally decided on bursitis and gave me anti-inflamatories which I didn't like to take so I didn't) except to stop running. I realized this time that all the other kinds of exercises I'd done fairly regularly since then did not make my hips hurt - biking, aerobics, dancing (ballroom and DDR), so it made sense when it was suggested that the proper shoes might help. We got to the store and Jun happened to be there, and he helped John look at shoes while the owner of the store looked at my feet and picked out some non-leather Asics for me that are PURPLE! Well, mostly white but with lots of purple and lavender. John didn't want to spend the money but he tried on a pair of shoes that were good for him (and white with RED and BLACK!) and he liked them so much he got those too. I've only been running thrice since then so I don't know about the hips yet. If you don't hear anything it probably worked, if my hips still hurt I will probably complain. BTW, I've been running most days for half an hour without stopping. Well, maybe you'd call it jogging.

I almost wanted to move to Columbia while we were there. It was a very pretty neighborhood shopping plaza; well, the buildings were kinda ugly but it was landscaped nicely, and there are no power poles or lines there (they are underground) which is very appealing, and it's spring with flowers everywhere and we ate at a Thai/sushi restaurant across from the shoe store that had vegetarian chicken dishes and there was a big natural foods store and some sort of large produce store there too.

So anyway, we got home, and Lori got home from brunch with Chris and we started cleaning the bathroom. I didn't know how it was going to go, Lori directed that everything would come out of the bathroom, it would get scrubbed from top to bottom, and all the items would be cleaned and put back in. She and I worked almost constantly and it took at least 4 hours. And I had even done a lot of cleaning in there a week ago! We took a break then also cleaned out the linen closet. The next day when I got up she was behind the refrigerator with the vacuum cleaner. I helped along with cleaning stuff, we were almost done with the stove when Lori had enough. I finished up and later worked on sanding down my desk/vanity. I haven't worked that much in a weekend since... probably... ever. 

J: I worked on taxes all weekend. I used a free online tax preparation application, and when the application asked me (multiple times) if I would like to submit a state tax return for 10 bucks or something, I refused. After uploading Ginohn's taxes three times (the feds found typos) I went to the free Maryland tax website and submitted our state taxes online. No stamps, no fees, just the usual aggravation. I was so happy with my work that I did Lori's tax returns too. I sure hope I didn't make any mistakes.

Small Rhombicuboctahedron

Why can't I find a real 26-sided alphabet die? I found lots of alphabet dice, including several that claimed to be 26-sided, but they were really smaller dice with a truncated alphabet, or larger dice with extra faces marked with words like "wild".

The small rhombicuboctahedron is a beautiful shape, has exactly 26 sides, and with a little modification the areas of the sides can be made equal. But there's no need for that; the faces of the regular small rhombicuboctahedron allow for a die that has three different zones of probability, which is great for putting the common English letters (e,t,a,o,n,i,r,s...) on the high rolling zones to create some reasonable random words (aside from the "qu" problem).  RPGs and as-yet undeveloped word games need these dice. Not to mention the world of cryptography. Until some game company wises up (and maybe sends me a little bonus for the idea?) you can build your own small rhombicuboctahedron by printing out this PDF.  Add letters, cut it out and tape it together! Yay! Your very own small rhombicuboctahedron!

:-j
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