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A Week Without Gina

J: Gina cleaned the house and left for Florida on Saturday, and I've been so busy trashing the place that I'm behind schedule. So this is going to be a short news brief, sorry. I'm also behind on additions to the Graveyard and a "third age" to my re:ligion pages. Sorry. Not to mention updates to Gina's pottery gallery and the non-existent origami pages. Sorry.

Yes, we are very busy with house stuff. Long story short— Gina's sister Lori is moving in with us! Gina went to Florida to help Lori pack things, store things, and (later this week) drive back here with some things. I'm trying to turn the "guest room"—which was previously a "game room" and later morphed into a "big closet"—into Lori's new bedroom. This involves pulling stuff out of the room and finding other places for the stuff to go, pulling stuff out of those places, and repeat. The house is a wreck; lots of piles of stuff and furniture everywhere waiting to be moved to their rightful spots.

Lori's tired of Florida; she's going to check out Greenbelt for a while. We're hoping she likes it and stays. Always good to have family close by.

Meanwhile I've been thinking that if I had a gazillion dollars I'd put together a band that toured the world and became famous for its live performances of the Beatles' Revolution #9. It would have to be a huge band, I think, with a really big light show and lots of costumes.

And there's a lily in our yard that is about as big as your head. I keep thinking it's going to start saying "feed me" or somesuch...

I finally paid up on a bet I lost to our friend Ronda. Over a year ago I bet her she wouldn't be able to quit smoking for more than a couple months, or something like that. She hasn't smoked a cigarette in over a year. I owed her rock climbing lessons and dinner. On Sunday I took her to Carderock and showed her the ropes. She learned fast, and climbed Kindergarten, the Nose, and Barnacle Face. I taught her how to belay, and she successfully belayed me on a couple climbs, including the X, which I fell off of once (Ronda anchored me nicely) and then completed! I was impressed with Ronda's natural abilities (this was after all her first technical climbing experience) and doubly surprised that I was able—after such a long climbing hiatus—to complete a tricky 5.7 route. I don't have many muscles left, so it was all mind power. It was a nice day and the rock was good to us; we were both sorry Gina couldn't be there. After climbing we went to dinner at the Vegetable Garden.

Leo and Lucy took me to dinner tonight, at the nearby Thai place, Siri's Chef Secret. I had a yummy yellow coconut curry.

For the upcoming 4th, I now present the lyrics to Laurie Anderson's Hiawatha. Happy Independence!

 By the shores of Gitche Gumee
 By the shining Big-Sea-Water
 Downward through the evening twilight
 In the days that are forgotten
 From the land of sky blue waters

 And I said: Hello Operator
 Get me Memphis Tennessee
 And she said: I know who you're tryin'
 To call darlin' and he's not home
 He's been away
 But you can hear him on the airwaves
 He’s howlin' at the moon
 Yeah this is your country station
 And honey this next one's for you

 And all along the highways
 And under the big western sky
 They're singing ooo oooooo
 They're singing wild blue
 And way out in the prairie
 And up in the high chaparral
 They hear a voice it says: Good evening
 This is captain midnight speaking
 And I've got a song for you
 Goes something like this:

 Star light, star bright
 We're gonna hang some new stars in the heavens tonight
 They're gonna circle by day
 They're gonna fly by night
 We're going sky high
 Yoo hoo hooo
 Yah youu hooo
 Ooo hoooooooooooo

 So good night ladies
 And good night gentlemen
 Keep those cards and letters coming
 And please don't call again

 Geronimo and little Nancy
 Marilyn and John F dancing
 Uncle took the message
 And it's written on the wall
 These are pictures of the houses
 Shining on the midnight moonlight
 While the king sings love me tender

 And all along the watchtowers
 And under the big western sky
 They're singing Yoo hoooo
 They're singing wild blue
 And way way up there, bursting in air
 Red rockets, bright red glare
 From the land of sky blue waters
 Sent by freedom's sons and daughters
 We're singing oo hoooooooo
 And dark behind it rose the forest
 Rose the black and gloomy pine trees
 Rose the firs with cones upon them
 And bright before it beat the water
 Beat the clear and sunny water
 Beat the shining big-sea-water









THE HEAP
where we wade the web

making of strange angels
save the national mall
revolution #9 backwards
making silver bullets
drapes removed from...
art of science competition
light show video
de beers opens 1st u.s...
feds target marijuana...
patent absurdity
the onion 2056
huge table gives food...
open letter to kansas...
lions free kidnapped girl
rotten.com censored
lorem ipsum

debate's over: globe is...
ms drug refused licence
from "deep throat" to...
true food network
implicit association test
55 optical illusions
mcdonald's commercials
whistleblower assaulted
...beauty without horror
meow wars
people...still having sex
guess which movie

web style guide
tarzan rubber band video
stop global warming
downing street memo
mil's mail #36
bridgit parlato's ceramics
dance to the music!
ring tone dancer!

inside a tornado
monkeys using money
piers anthony's blog
star wars rap swf
50 worst hairstyles
famous unsolved codes
strange dolls
how weird al saved...
centralia pennsylvania
webbyen
forget-me-not panties

state cancer profiles

apollo 13, we have a...
ut ann coulter event
dome improvement
bizarre sex habits of...
scientology losing...
a monovocalic sonnet...
how the rsa cipher works
relativity: <5-letter words
galloway vs. senate
korean eatery's no...
the sith sense
the picture of everything
support our ribbons
stop the crime...
words influence smells
new species of monkey
doo-lemma
lucy stoops to conquer

INDEX
gets you started

cetera
games
lunch
pictures
poetry
pottery
wedding

FREQUENCIES
we're addicted to these links

boingboing
democracy now
dooce
ember
eucalyptus
fafblog
finslippy
imdb
james randi

jc blog
memepool
the onion
overheard in new york
project gutenberg
rash.log
tmbg
weird al
what's new - bob park
wikipedia
wunderland

THE 'HOOD
links to friends and such

wts
graveyard
zarf
brick
keith
annaliese
gary
kevin
chris
eeyore
ilana
diane
margit
dan & 'becca
lee
spam
sugarbaker
dorian
amethyst
johnny
grandpa k
day job central
eric z
koralleen
izolda
rich

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