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Librafest
for Us and Treedom for All!
J: Wow, wotta weekend!
We had a great time getting ready for Librafest at DNA's (Dorian and
Amethyst's) place. Chris Welsh came in from Philly on Thursday, and
Friday night after work I met up with him at DNA's where he was helping
to set up parts of the outside beer garden and Den of Iniquity -- a
large harem style tent with rugs and tapestries. I helped for a while
too. Amethyst looked very tired and worn out, so we convinced her to go
to bed, that way she could get more done the next day.
G: I helped set up
through most of the afternoon, but then Izolda and I headed off to meet
up at Renee's to go up to David's Bridal in Glen Burnie to try on
bridesmaids gowns once again. Petra couldn't make it, but Izolda, Janet
and I all agreed to a certain dress and hoped it would work for Petra
too. Turns out it did and so that is finally done. Pictures here
someday, I promise!
J: The
next day as Chris and I lazed about in the New Deal Cafe, Ellen, one of
the New Deal workers, answered the phone and handed it to me. Dorian
was on the line, he had tracked us down and needed "party engineers."
As we walked to his house we came up with a name for our party
engineering company, based on a silly joke that goes something like
this version I swiped from the Straight Dope:
Tourist comes into
town, big seafood buff. He gets into a cab,
asks the
driver, "Where can I get scrod?" Cabbie turns around, looks at him.
"Bud," he says, "I've been asked that many times, many ways. But that's
the
first time I ever heard it asked for in the pluperfect subjunctive."
Har har! Ahem. Anyways, been having fun with that one.
Where was I? Oh yeah, our concept company name: Scrodenfreude
Engineers, Ltd., a division of Pluperfect Party Subjunctives, or
something like that. We discussed our company's mission and structure,
sometimes breaking into silly German accents. By the time we got to
DNA's, we had a business card of a sort, by writing on the back of
another older card I found in my wallet. We handed the business card
very formally to DNA and then, instead of speaking in German accents,
we started off in Japanese accents. (Must've been triggered by the
business card.) DNA got a big kick out of that. Then we actually did
some engineering and figured out how to make a sturdy foyer for the Den
of Iniquity, along with a good sign holder. The sign said "The Den of
Iniquity" and was mounted over a bamboo archway. Stylin'.
Our work done, we walked across the street to meet Gina at another
party, this one hosted by Jill and Aaron. It was a going away party for
Dee, one of Gina's pottery friends. The party had an excellent table of
food. I filled up on roasted veggies, salads, a little brie, and then
homemade apple pie. Then I ate a roasted veggie sandwich. I think I ate
some other things too. Ain't I downright gluttonous?
G: Dee left for Texas
today. She cried at the party when we gave her some goodbye gifts - an
envelope full of cash to help with the move, and a handmade platter
signed by everyone at the studio. I'll miss her.
J: After Jill's we went
home to meet up with Jenny and get ready for Librafest. Gina and Jenny
wore very sexy outfits. Jenny added a red wig to her ensemble and Gina
added her signature Evil Elf TM pointy ears. Chris,
pressured from people who attended DNA's last New Year's party, once
again wore practically nothing save a leopard print thong, cummerbund,
bow tie, and a red feather boa. All three of them were scheduled for
cocktail waitress duty at the party. I wore all black, a black mask and
a black knit hat, and called myself the Hep Cat Burglar.
G: I thought that people
who hadn't seen Chris at the New Year's Eve party might think DNA had
hired a male stripper to serve drinks at their party. I mean, it was
wild, but that would be REALLY wild, huh?
J: The party was a
wonderful success. It lasted till well after we left around 4 in the
morning, and featured, from front to back:
- an amazing array of
candles as you approached the front entrance, plus the LIBRAFEST
pumpkin Gina carved
- kitchen - launching
base for the myriad cocktail waitresses
- table with scads of
food dishes
- a dance floor with a
DJ playing a wide variety of music
- back porch and bridge
over the fish & frog pond
- beer garden - two
kegs in a small area bordered by white gauze screens and pretty green
strip lights
- through the large
wooden gates in the back yard, a small fire with lots of people talking
and laughing
- The Den of Iniquity,
with many drummers, three (!) dijeridoo pullers, and a bevy of belly
dancers
We had a great time.
I bruised my lips playing the dij on and off all night for the dancers
of Iniquity. The waitresses were gorgeous. The cops only came once, I
think, to tell us to turn the music down. What a great night. I went
home twice, once to grab my dijeridoos that I had forgotten, and once
because I had eaten a couple pieces of cake and they went right through
me, and there was a gigantic line for the bathroom. Leo was cool about
that -- he laughed at my expressions of panic, then drove me home and
back to the party again. Thank the Fnord for sober people!
The
next day we puttered around a bit, went off to see a movie (I dozed off
a little but that won't affect the HMR,
honest), and then wandered home to make a big batch of wild mushrump
coconut curry.
Then we went back to DNA's to inspect the party damage. When we got
there, we knocked on the door but no one answered. Seeing people
through the back door on the porch, we decided to walk through. We
opened the door and walked through the living room. A guy I never saw
before was giving a lady a tattoo. That was strange. When we got to the
back porch there were several people chatting. Someone handed me an
unopened bottle of sparkling wine. I popped it open and we had another,
much smaller, party.
Monday evening Gina and I attended another Greenbelt Council meeting to
add our support for a second reading of the Forest Preservation
Ordinance, designed to protect 204 acres of forest land in Greenbelt.
The rumors were true, there turned out to be a little opposition, from
the Parks and Recreation Advisory Board (PRAB). They wanted to select
17 acres near a ball field for as-yet-undetermined plans (perhaps a
picnic pavilion, etc.), and wanted to keep it out of the preservation
directive. They emphasized that they had no plans to cut down the
entire area, and that once they were finished with what they called
their "master plan" they would hand over the remaining land to the
forest preserve. They were completely clueless as to how their
undisclosed master plan put a swath of wild land (that lies right
through the center of our forest) at risk. Luckily, many Greenbelters
were on the trees' side, thanks to some quick phone rallying by Paul
Downs and Susan Barnett.
The council room was packed with people who wanted to protest PRAB's
attempt at a land grab. Some of the council members proposed a
compromise, saying that they could give a couple acres to PRAB, the
location of which would be determined by PRAB in the future. An
overwhelming majority of the Greenbelters didn't put up with that
either. As one person put it, "Not long ago Greenbelt had over 800
acres of forest. Now we have a little over 200. It's time to stop. We
won't give 17 acres, we won't give two." My favorite speech was by
Lilian Childress, an eight-year old girl, who very simply said that she
liked trees, that "if someone messes up a ball field or road you can
always fix it, but if you cut down a tree you can't nurse it back to
health." Many other Greenbelters gave comments, babbled incoherently,
or made eloquent speeches, and my heart goes out to all of them. I'm a
bit envious -- my stage fright during such events keeps me from
speaking up when I really should. I applauded as much as possible.
Ultimately, the five council members voted unanimously to protect all
204 acres, and said that if PRAB wanted to use some of the woods, they
would have to wait two years for a community referendum. The crowd went
wild with enthusiastic cheers! Then the council voted another measure
in, saying that in order to get such a referendum placed on a voting
card, the council would have to achieve a super-majority (four out of
five) in support of said referendum. Woohoo! So our forest is a little
safer today! I'm so happy.
Tonight while Gina was at class, I got a call from Kevin Hollenbeck. He
said, "Drop whatever you're doing and go outside to see the Aurora
Borealis." He was on the Eastern Shore and had a good view. I took
Booda for a walk down Research Road, away from the lights, and watched
the northern sky dance, and listened to beavers splashing in the nearby
creek. Pretty. Thanks, Kevin!
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