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Chasing Hillary, Go, Movies, and Shroomitches
J: We saw a lot of movies this week (King of Hearts, Spellbound, Cremaster, and Undercover Brother), and when we get a chance we'll give
them all the HMR treatment.
Gina took me to a really good Vietnamese restaurant called My-Le
in Silver Spring, after our Cremaster debacle (see Gina's rant below).
The restaurant had excellent food and a big selection for those who have
jumped off the meat wagon. I had a very meat-like black peppered gluten
dish. Mmmmm. After a good supper we decided to meander through a
dessert too because a sudden storm came through, making me feel like I
was in a Vietnamese monsoon. Once it let up a little, we walked many
blocks back to the car in the rain, and got soaked.
We've been eating lots of tasty chicken mushroom sandwiches this week.
They're extremely tender and delicious, maybe because of the persistent
rains.
On Sunday after an outside drum jam at the New Deal Cafe we invited
Izolda and Rich to our house for dinner. Lots of chicken shroom
sandwiches, natch. Stacy stopped by too. I tortured subjected our
guests to my strange philosophies of emotion, stemming from my current
strong suspicions that there is no such thing as free will -- which is
kind of funny because then my strong suspicions aren't really mine are they? I dunno.
Besides chewing
on chicken shroomitches and amateur philosophy I've been playing Go games on the internet, an improvement
from spending the previous two weeks just watching Go games. Maybe next week
I'll actually start winning a
few. Ha ha. In the meantime I just tell my anonymous online opponents
that I'm a beginner, and that I'm four years old.
I'm also listening to Joyous
Noise's didjeridu radio at work and at home, and practicing some new
sounds with the Greenbelt jammers. My friends tell me I'm improving. I
know I'll be learning for the rest of my life.
In other news, I've decided to stop my four:eleven entries on June
23rd, four years and 11 days after my first four:eleven entry. It's been
fun, but I need to stop before it gets tedious.
Rich and Izolda just got a new little orange kitty. Izolda says, "He's
the widdlest of the widdlest." His name's Pyro, for now. Very cute and
adorable.
Our Cremaster HMR is written
for the entire Cremaster cycle, which we will never finish, I'm happy to
say. Rich scared us by saying he had a gift for us, then presenting us
with a DVD of Cremaster 3 and we politely, with as few sounds of
retching as possible, refused. Ooh, looky! I was just reading other reviews of
Cremaster 2 and discovered a "found haiku movie review" by
dgrams@home.com:
Viewing this "film"
was
more painful than
being stung
by a thousand bees
Perfect! Some people
write HMRs and they don't even know it. We think Dgrams's unintentional
HMR is better than our own.
G: I have never hated sitting through a
movie more than I did Cremaster (1 & 2). I've never even walked out
of a movie in a theater, although I've occasionally left a videotape
screening (The Exorcist, White Men Can't Jump, and Scream 1 (after the
gory beginning, I left John to watch it alone, he said the rest wasn't
anything like the beginning, but it was too late for me, I don't like
horror movies)). Anyway, I would have walked out of this, but I thought
John might be enjoying it, and didn't want to spoil it for him by saying
I wanted to leave. Turned out he would have walked out with me, although
he was able to tolerate it better than I was. I HATED it. It was a kind
of torture. The funny thing is, I think the two films would be
interesting to have on in the background at a party or something, you'd
just look over at it occasionally and go, "Huh. That's weird." Or
whatever. But having to sit there and watch it in all of its painfully
slow moving not much happening weird artsy fartsy pretentiousness -
AAAAHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGG!!! (Might appeal to an insane person, or someone
tripping or high.)
So anyway, I got my parents what I thought was a kinda neat present.
Last Thursday morning I went out to a bookstore in DC to get an
autographed copy of Senator
Hillary Clinton's new book (Living History). I tried to get there early
- but I don't wake up very easily - and when I got to the metro around
9:10 there were NO parking places left. I should've rode my bike there
but I forgot that this happens. I drove around for a while and noticed
there were plenty of reserved places left that became legal at 10am. I
didn't want to go home and wait, so after debating with myself for a
while whether I'd get caught, I decided to chance it. After parking I
asked a bicycle policeman, "How much are tickets for parking in a
reserved spot?" He told me they were $20, and I decided that wasn't too
bad considering the mission I was on. I knew that 1500 people had lined
up for a Hillary signing a few days before, and I wanted to get there as
soon as I could. He also said he wouldn't be going around giving out
tickets that late, but there was a Greenbelt parking enforcer that might
catch me. (I ended up without a ticket, unless they just mail them to
you...)
Anyhoo, I got to the bookstore around 10:08 and got in a line of about
20 people to buy vouchers to get the autographed books. There was
already a pretty long line of people who had already bought their
vouchers and were waiting for the signing to begin at noon. The people
at the front of this line had a sign on their umbrella that said, "Got
here at 5:30 am!"
I decided I might as well get the limit of two - one for my folks and
one for me, or someone else, or to sell on eBay. It was hot out. I
started chatting with the woman in front of me, who had her husband
already in the signing line. I joked about getting back in line with
her, and she said I could, so after buying my vouchers and walking back
along the line, I found her again and said, "There you are!" I joined
her and some other people there and we were all very friendly and
chatting about stuff. One of the men there, Frank, made a hobby of
getting political figures books and autographs - he mentioned having
Jimmy Carter's among many others that I can't recall. We waited for
about an hour and a half until the line started moving, and it moved
really fast. One of the folks in our group who had left to get some food
said he thought it was about 300 people in front of us. I don't know how
many were in back, but there were a lot of people in line for the
vouchers as our line progressed steadily toward the store.
Any hopes we had arrived with of getting some sort of personalized
autograph went out the window when one saw the speed at which books were
placed in front of Hillary and swept away. I had come up with something
to say if I had time, but I didn't want to blurt it or flub it, so I
just said "Hi" and "Thank you." She was saying hellos and how-are-yous
and thank-yous and looking up at everyone, but each person had about two
seconds in front of her. I did notice that she looked quite petite,
except for her head...
I managed to get one of the books in the mail that day and it arrived
at my parents house on Saturday and they were quite surprised and
pleased. I've only read a little bit of the book so I don't have much of
an opinion on it yet, but there are plenty of reviews (mostly bad, it
seems) out there you can find with a simple search. |
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