LOG 2002


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1/2/2 We Net AD 2002 Date - New! G: I'm back from Florida, where while I was sick my family got to bring me things, like grapefruit juice. I don't usually like grapefruit, but my parents have a tree that has pink grapefruit that is very juicy and pretty sweet and hardly tart at all. I actually enjoyed a big glass each morning. Grant, who drove us both the whole way in his Honda Insight, took off with my share of a pile of them we brought back, but I guess I'll see him soon enough to get them. Because I was sick, I didn't get to go to Universal Studios Islands of Adventure like I planned, but besides that I probably would have done much the same as I did while visiting my parents - hung around the house with the family, eating, reading, watching TV, and sleeping. My parents did have a party on Sunday, where I met a bunch of my relatives for the first (or second) time. Dad has a lot of cousins and such.

J: Emit 2002, Time.

While Gina drank grapefruit I went to a total of five parties, sick to my lungs. Good times, though. In order (I think) of attendance, there was Dad's Boxing Day Party, The Jomsviking Holiday Reunion, Dave & Diane's Christmas Ball, Bill & Marin's New Year's Eve Eve, and Greykell's Palindromic New Year's Eve Party. During the Jomsvikings' party I found that not only does Jägermeister taste like cough medicine, it actually works! Before that even the codeine stuff failed.

On New Year's Day I went on a two hour plus hike with Booda, through woods and fields and abandoned roads. We returned home cold, tired, and very very happy. Later that night Gina and Grant returned, also tired and happy after a fifteen hour drive. We had a late night dinner. It feels great to be reunited with Gina! And we're both feeling much better thanks, though with lingering coughs.


1/9/2 Surprise! - Winter's Really Here

J: It's cold! We even got a few snow flurries the other day. Our forest's mushrooms are disappearing, so I'll have to switch to another hobby to keep the obsession part of my brain occupied through this Winter.

This week we hosted another First Friday Party, which was crowded with many good friends and food. Thanks for coming everybody! Koralleen brought along her new baby Victoria, and Sue brought a picture of her poochy (I forgot his name but he sure was cute). Gina made some vegan chocolate cake, yummy.

On Saturday we visited Mom and David; I fixed some little computer problems and they gave us tea, ale, dinner, and pleasant conversation.

G: After that we got Jenny and Kevin over here and then went to Duncan's surprise 40th birthday party. We weren't early enough to be there when he came home, but yelled "Surprise!" as we walked in the door. Then I went and found him and yelled "Surprise!" right to him. He didn't seem too surprised though. I was surprised that Ronda was there - she's recently started dating a friend of Duncan's and was surprised to find people she knew at the party as well. But that happens a lot to me, it seems to be a College Park area thing. You meet different groups of people, and then later find out the groups are connected by people you know. Everybody knows everybody around here. That's kinda nice. Anyway I had fun at the party talking to people I haven't seen in a while, and dancing with Jenny while John became obsessed with DJ-ing via Morpheus.

J: Here's an extra HMR donated by Eric Zuckerman. It's for Trainspotting, which we have our own HMR for as well. Eric's may be funnier.

TRAINSPOTTING  :)
Should have seen sooner;
All through, looked at lead and said,
"Kenobi on smack?!?"

1/16/2 Playing Games (of course)

J: I didn't do much this week. Went to Days of Knights to play games with Bruce, Chris, Kory, and a cast of others. The new board game (for us) this week is Samarkand; a good, sound, economic game by Sid Sackson. We also tried Top Secret Spies, an awful renaming of a German game, which nonetheless played well, too.

Gina and I (and a different cast of others) also saw Amélie again this week. Most enjoyable, sweet and funny and touching, even twice around.

Chris & Bruce have been subjecting themselves to once-a-month "Gruelathons". That means walking 35 miles through the New Jersey Pine Barrens in sometimes sub-zero weather, without stopping for a nap or hot meal or anything sensible like that. I've manage to turn down invitations to join them on the next trek, using my almost foolproof excuse: "You guys are nuts." Multi-pitch all-day climbing with these two is great fun (and often adventurous), but I think I have to draw the line at hikes that last two days sans sleep. I'll let you know when they talk me into it...

G: While John was off gallivanting around Delaware, I hung around the house most of the day, then went over to Renee's for a little game night. I picked up Janet and brought her; Petra and Alex were there, too. We played Cranium, which has some fun things about it but almost all of the questions and challenges were much too easy - for this group anyway - and left us dissatisfied. Alex impressed us by guessing drawings and clay formations in their very early stages.

Then we played a couple of rounds of Shaufenster, and then I brought out this silly little party game called Squirm. There are two decks of cards - one that has physical things to do and one that has vocal tricks. You draw one card from each deck, and have to perform both at the same time. Once I had to do the twist while opera singing my grocery list. Everyone had equally ridiculous performances, and hilarity ensued. We ended the evening with a mostly nonalcoholic game of Wheel of Intoxication. It was fun!


1/23/2 A Short Snow for Leo

J: Booda loves the snow. We had fun wandering through the snowy woods, while it was still snowy. Most of the snow melted away in a couple days, and was replaced by rain. The rain's nice, too. I heard a rumor the temperature might go up toward 70 degrees F this weekend. Here's to variety!

Gina and I have the Ping Pong Cold. I give it to her, she spikes it back to me, and so on. The intensity of the cold dwindles the more it volleys back and forth, though. We're mostly finished with that game, I hope.

On Sunday Gina and I attended a rockin' drum jam down at the New Deal, and we forgot to tell some friends we'd be there. Sorry folks! Anyway, we pretty much took over the cafe with our loud, sometimes invigorating rhythms. Deborah treated us to some excellent belly dancing, too.

Meg birthed another baby! His name's Leo. Here's a picture of the whole Naab Family -- Daddy Joe, Mommy Meg, Billy Joe, and little Leo. Click on the picture to see a bigger one.

A final note and apology regarding our Haiku Movie Reviews: We are slowly converting pre-2000 reviews to the new emoticon/color system, and in doing so, several reviews have changed ratings, because the newer ratings system has a finer resolution (four colors instead of three). This week we re-rated all of the reviews from 1999. We'll be updating 1998 and 1997 later. My apology has to do with the rating for The Phantom Menace, which jumped from yellow to red. What the Hell was I thinking? I'm sorry. The movie really was awful. My review itself remains unchanged, but the Dark Side is very cunning, and compelled me long, long ago to actually indicate I liked the sad, sad movie.


1/30/2 Summerish Winter, Droolish Booda

J: Well, as a matter of fact the temperature really does occasionally go up to 70 in the middle of Winter. I saw a lot of moths flying around, fooled by the thaw. Saw a few mosquitoes, too, but they weren't biting. More mushrooms blossomed; I picked some edibles and mixed them, some potatoes, and an onion into some Gimme Lean sausage -- makes for great hash.

Booda had a rough Tuesday. He was drooling uncontrollably like a trickling faucet, and wobbling a bit when he walked, and just generally looking low and logy. Gina took him to the vet. They poked and prodded him, decided he hadn't been poisoned, and finally announced that he might have had a seizure.

After Gina took him home, Booda continued to drool the rest of the day and into night, which makes us think he was nauseated (as opposed to seizurized), either from a disagreeable food, or from a flu. He's better today, drooling less and playing more.

G: We found out from Brick that our Haiku Movie Review page was mentioned on USA Today's website, on a page called Hip Clicks (in the LIFE section), on Friday. By Monday it was gone, and as of this writing, it hasn't been archived yet, but we suspect it will be soon (we'll link to the archived page once it is up). Under the heading "reel love" it said, "Can't decide what to see this weekend? Check out these haiku movie reviews — recent reviews include haikus for Amélie, The Royal Tenenbaums and Lord of the Rings." Many of you know that I was pretty excited and proud. We got a lot of hits that day, and a lot of congratulations from our friends. Warning: We've found many USA Today pages are sometimes reluctant to load.


2/6/2 Now We Know What "Freak Blizzard" Means

J: Our First Friday party filled us with mindless fun. Toward the end of the evening we dregs sat in the living room and passed the latest Onion book around, Dispatches from the Tenth Circle. We mostly read headlines and laughed a lot.

Nothing for me to report regarding the weekend. I went to work, so I had no time for other (good) kinds of tomfoolery.

We experienced some weird weather on Monday. Most of the day was sunny and cool, and then around noon a blizzard hit our area. It lasted about 15 minutes -- blinding horizontal snow, fierce freezing winds, the works -- and then left as rapidly as it hit. The blizzard coincidentally hit both Gina and me while we were outside in separate locations: she was walking Booda and I was walking back to my building from the cafeteria. We both agreed it was an odd, eerie storm, with strange sounding thunder, too.

USA Today online finally archived the Hipclicks page with the mention of our Haiku Movie Reviews on it. Their website is horribly unreliable; pages randomly crash, and they might have discontinued the Hipclicks page anyway. Strange for such a megabuck company to put up such a sketchy site. Actually now that I think of it, their site is a good match for their newspaper. No wonder those geniuses at The Onion seems to have no problem parodying them. The USA Today just oozes material.

G: This weekend I attended a clay teapot workshop (similar to this one), missing the first couple of hours of First Friday to attend the (mandatory for the workshop leader, Malcolm Davis, who loves food) pot luck and slide show. After the food we heard about Malcolm's interesting life, then there was a slide presentation of his pottery. Saturday and Sunday there were demonstrations and teapot making. I participated in a cool exercise - everyone made several components of teapots (bodies, spouts, lids), and then everyone put teapots together from random components that they didn't make. The one I put together came out really cute, but alas, we weren't making them for keeps and it is destined for the slop bucket. Since then I threw more teapot components that are still waiting for me to put them together.


2/13/2 Programming for Fun and Profit

J: I ran off to Delaware for my once-a-month Days-o-Knights game fix last Saturday, with Kory, Bruce, and Chris. I played Ra, Mandala, Unexploded Cow, and Shaufenster. I won Ra and Shaufenster -- that's a good percentage for me. The ultra-mexican restaurant across the street from the game store is excellent; I guess they're getting used to the weird foreigners coming in every month to order large burritos and stare at soccer on spanish satellite TV. Anyway, their food is delicious.

Not much else is going on. I'm enjoying programming a nifty machine at work, a sphere aperture mapper. It's a big contraption that'll eventually characterize the (non)uniformity of a light source, by rastering across the aperture. So you know nothing's really going on this week if I start talking about work. Here, look at some pretty pictures.
mossy treeMom, can we get a bigger doggy door?



2/20/2 Three Completely Different Parties J: This week we attended a Pirate Feast, a Drum Jam, and a Vagina Party.

What's that? What's a pirate feast? Well it's this annual party that Chort throws at the Old Mill in Adelphi. Everyone dresses up as pirates. There is much eating, singing, drinking, debauchery, and bellydancing. You know, the usual pirate stuff.

Not that? Oh, you want to know about the Drum Jam! That's the monthly gig we throw at the New Deal Cafe, or sometimes we take it to the woods if it's nice outside. Lots of didjing, drumming, and of course bellydancing. This time I played my dij into a microphone, so customers could actually hear it while the drums played.

John is born again...Oh, the Vagina Party! That's what you want to hear about. Well, Amethyst (and Dorian) saw this one-person show called the Vagina Monologues and liked it so much that she decided to host a party and show a tape of the show from HBO. She didn't pull any punches; the doorway from their foyer was decorated with curtains to suggest a large vagina. Inside the livingwomb the party featured hors d'oeuvres shaped like vaginas. Some of the partygoers even brought their own vaginas, under their clothes. The show was quite good, funny at times, horrifying at others, but very instructive and worthwhile for me, as a higher order primate who would like to know more about his fellow primates. We enjoyed the rest of the party as well.

Other than that, we both took sick again, along with half the neighborhood it seems. Could have to do with this roller coaster weather in our area -- 20 degrees one day, 70 the next. I think the worst of my bout is over; I'm hoping to get some sleep tonight.



2/27/2 Rich's Show & Tell G: Saturday I left poor sick Johnny boy home while I went to Rich's birthday party. This year's theme was show and tell. I brought a cute stuffed toy animal with a cute story. There were lots of neat objects shown and stories told. There were fun and interesting people - I wish I had gotten to meet more of them. There was the usual array of yummy food, and I was one of the first in line for a slice of Deborah's vegan chocolate cake. I had a great time and was sorry John missed out. Poor Johnny boy. At least he is better now.

J: *Kaff* *Kaff*



3/6/2 Beer and Clay and Games and Pie and Shrooms G: First Friday was fun as usual, but I was up until 3:15am and got up at 9:15am to go to another clay workshop. This one was led by handbuilder Ann Fournier-Anderson. I made some strange vessels I wouldn't normally make - that's a good thing. That evening Jenny and Kory came over and we played a few hands of Shaufenster. Jenny decided that in order to learn a new game she was going to have to have some beer. She seemed to enjoy the games while she drank 3 beers. Later we went to Hard Times Cafe for dinner. Yum. After we came back we all started looking like we were falling asleep and they went home and we went to bed and got to sleep around 11:30pm, very early for us.

On Sunday I went down to the studio again to help out with our weekly pottery sale (1 to 4pm in the Greenbelt Community Center). That evening we went over to Trog and Maren's house for Maren's Birthday. It was a very nice gathering which we left a little early to go over to Jill's house to watch Six Feet Under (more links) and eat her homemade pie.

J: I spent a good chunk of Sunday wandering through our woods with Booda, and later with Gina too. It rained most of the day before, so the forest was clean smelling and prettier than usual. We picked over two pounds of fresh oyster mushrooms, and found some witch's butter (translucent shiny brain-jelly-like bright yellow mushrooms). On Monday I cooked my own version of vegan cream chipped mushrooms on toast. Then tonight Gina outdid me with her Thai noodle coconut/peanut butter/curry dish, featuring shitake mushrooms (found on our other eats page). Yum!

Tuesday the Looneys' had a gaming day at the New Deal Cafe, so I went to help out and teach games to people. Turned out to be mostly little people, but Margit's daughter Alex brought a couple friends who weren't so little (14 years old or so). I taught them how to play Gnostica, and in the midst of a game I came up with a new strategy. It worked, too! But now I'm wondering if it'll work against extremely skilled opponents.


3/13/2 Sold Out, Buying a House, and Not Buying the Farm

G: As you will see, we had a really big, full weekend. Friday night, we were going to see David Cross (from Mr. Show!) at the Black Cat. I had the impression that tickets would be available at the door, but when we got there the show was sold out! I called some people who were going to meet us there to warn them not to come, and was able to stop them in time. I was so very very bummed. I had been looking forward to it all week. Sigh. I still get bummed every time I think about it. Anyway, Kory, Lucy, and Leo went with us to and Italian restaurant, where I declared that someone had to make me laugh every 30 seconds. They actually did a pretty good job.

The next morning, I got up very early to go to MCI Center to try to be among the first to buy tickets to the Paul McCartney concert, and sweetie John got up to come with me, even tho he wasn't going to the concert. I had decided, after much internal debate, that I would indeed buy the most expensive seat they offered, even tho I couldn't find anyone else who would be so crazy as to join me. I was also buying the least expensive seats for my brother, his girlfriend, Charles, and Lisa.

We ran into some Greenbelters there, who we made an agreement with before we got our "line numbers" (to get in line for ticketmaster) that whoever was closest to the front of the line would buy all the tickets. Well, one of them got number 16, our best was 65. Even though there was a limit, we had it all worked out. They were going to buy 4 tix of the best seats (and some others for other folks), two of them for me and John - who decided to go at the last minute. And I was going to buy the 4 "cheap" tix with another one of their lottery numbers - 43. We figured we were good as gold with some of the best seats in the house.

I think the show sold out in about 20 minutes. Matt, the guy with the 16, even tho he was one of the first in line, wasn't able to get the high priced awesome seats I thought they would happily take my money for. He couldn't even get the second best seats. We all ended up with tix in the third best category.

The rest were sold out already! Of course Ticketmaster was selling tix over the phone at the same time. I don't think I would have been able to buy any tickets with number 65. I felt bad for people behind me in line. I also realize I was probably lucky to get tickets *at all,* but I had this dream of being close enough to Paul to actually see him. The whole thing was so flabbergasting, it took me a couple of days to get over it.

Anyway, if you want to see where we'll be sitting, Ginohn's seats are in section 107.

Here is the chart: http://www.mcicenter.com/mci_subpages/endstagemap.jpg

After all that, we went home and I went off to a baby shower for a Greenbelt Pottery colleague of mine. It was a lovely party, and I had some fun with Jill, the hostess, injecting a tiny bit of cynicism into the affair. When I got home John was gone off to Delaware to play games, so I went to Deb and Eryq's place to practice making stained glass pieces. First I stopped off at the glass store where I bought a really neato piece of glass to use. You'll just have to wait to see it.

Sunday we relaxed around the house until it was time for a meeting with the folks who own the GHI townhouse we are interested in buying. We agreed to their price, and should be signing contracts soon!
If you have ever been to our current house, you know it is pretty small, with a nice yard - and right on the woods and a large, lovely open area. Our next place is much bigger, with a great yard that backs to a wooded area (which backs to BARC sheep fields), and is pretty close to the woods. We'll miss being right on the woods, and all the open space here, but I think we will be pretty happy there. Closing should be around the first of May.

J: My friend Khaled sent me an email:

John, why do I get the awful feeling, everytime I visit your website, that sooner than I'd like, I'll be discussing mushrooms at your funeral?  Ignorance?

Khaled

I realized that Khaled may not be the only one who's worried, so here is my reply, edited ever so slightly. Some names were changed because I spelled them completely wrong the first time.
I keep forgetting that I'm scaring people. Let me try to comfort you. In the words of Johnny from Mad Max, "I know what I'm doing."

Some of my mycological toolsI have six books and a microscope. I obtain multiple cross-references and spore prints to identify species, and usually identify them and watch them grow and wither a few times. I don't eat anything unless I am 100% sure I know what species it is, and that it is edible. I have talked extensively with a few good friends who have hunted and grown mushrooms, including Maren (Trog's wife) and her sister Linnea, who is a professor of mycology. All of these people were enthusiastic when I told them what I was doing, and none of them balked at my methods. Even if I was picking and eating randomly, which I'm not, my chances of killing myself would be about 1 in 400 (each meal). I've been studying mushrooms for a couple years, and feel that my chances are better than that, more like one in 400 million, which is better than motorcycling, skiing, or driving a car. And we won't even touch the tobacco issue.

I appreciate the article you sent from Berkeley, about the "mushroom experts" who ate a whole pot of Death Caps. My immediate suspicion after reading it was that the two people must have been Asian, because no real mushroom expert mistakes a Death Cap for an edible mushroom. Many Asians, however, poison themselves with Death Caps because there is a similar looking common edible species in Asia, that does not grow here. Likewise, the Death Cap does not grow in Asia.

[Note: couldn't find the article, but this one refers to the same people.]

The article said that the victims were from "out of town." In a follow-up article, an interviewed hospital employee said that they were "not from around here" and that this mushroom did not grow in "their part of the world." No hard evidence there, but I still wish that journalists would give people more information and less propaganda. Both articles finished by saying that mushroom hunting is extremely dangerous, and that nobody should do it. Instead, they should warn Asians (and other out of towners who are from countries where mushrooming is practically as common as lawn mowing is here)
that there are deadly poisonous look-alikes.

If you can track down their country of origin, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it's an Asian one. I hope they didn't die, but if they did, this year's U.S. death toll for mushroom eaters would be higher than the previous five years, where the death toll was zero or one person each year.

Thanks for your concern, and I'll be sure to continue to be very cautious.

--
john

Hey! Good news -- the couple who ate Death Caps survived! Here's to modern medicine!


3/20/2 Pat and Paul G: So, like, I had decided to be happy about having tickets to see Paul McCartney (even though they were not the ones I wanted, see last week's entry), and started saying to folks, "I have Paul McCartney tickets!" When I told Chris Coyle at Cooperdad's St. Patty's Day party, she mentioned something about another show being added, but her friend who tried to get them tickets found them sold out. The next day I went to the P. McC. website to find it was true, all true. They added another show, without bothering to notify me, and that was sold out as well. I emailed my brother about this and he said his friend Fred was going to the second show. I emailed Fred about when he got his ticket and what seat. He told me that he just went to ticketmaster online on Monday and bought himself one of those fancy, 'spensive seats.

Well, that about drove me crazy all day, after all I went through, mentally anyway. I was so unhealthily obsessed that John wrote this parody of "Yesterday":

Concert Day, Paul McCartney seems so far away
For all my trouble I should see him play
Six feet away, at my cafe

Suddenly, there's a mortgage hanging over me
I'm so broke and I can barely see
McCartney on that big TV

Why we had to go to the show, I couldn't say
Ten bucks for each song, selling stronger on ebay

Concert day -- scalping's such an easy game to play
I could make some cash to hide away
But I believe in Concert Day

The next day, out of curiosity, I decided to check out ticketmaster's website. I went to their list of Paul McCartney concerts. I figured once you started searching for tickets it would indicate that they were sold out. But all the shows said tickets were "on sale now." I started looking for a single seat for the second show. To my surprise, there were seats available! I still thought one could go through all sorts of rigmarole before finding out that, in actuality, it was sold out. Anyway, I looked at the best seats at all prices, but didn't see anything worth my while or money, compared to what I already had.

Then I decided to check the first show, even though I knew THAT was sold out. Search one ticket, best possible seat. I couldn't believe it was true - but there was a ticket available on the floor - near the back of one of the front sections! I tried to call John to see what I should do. Should I buy it, even though I already have a seat to this show? I didn't get a hold of him, but I couldn't hesitate. I bought it. I don't think I will really believe it until the ticket gets here. I will be close enough to Paul to actually see him. I am really happy.

Before all that nonsense, on Saturday, we joined a slew of people who were helping Charles and Lisa move, after they had packed up most of their belongings and loaded them on their big red bus. We drove over to their new house, and it was quite lovely. They had done a lot of work on it, and so had the contractors who had it before them, so it was all new looking with nice pastel walls and wallpaper and a lavender/purple kitchen and a big basement and a cool attic room, with a pretty big yard that backs to some fields.

Then on Sunday was Cooperdad's annual St. Patty's Day party. Kit, Laura, and Katarina came up for it, so all the Cooper kids except Karl, Eric, and Fwanky were there. All but one of Cooperdad's grand kids were there, too. So it was a wild party, with lots of Irish songs sung near the end.

Tonight we went over to what will be our new place and signed contracts! The closing date is still flexible but it should be around May 1st. Yay!



3/27/2 Oscar Grouch J: On Sunday we helped our friends Sonya and Maug move, and I managed to throw my back out lifting a deep freeze up a flight of stairs. Serves me right; I did everything I constantly lecture everybody else not to do. I've been in quite a bit of pain since then, only managing a few hours of work the last few days. But I'm getting better. Today I tied my shoes! Back pains make me grumpy though.

Renee had people over to her house on Sunday night for some Oscar bashing, something I had no real desire to attend, but I heard she had pecan sandy shortbread cookies (my favorite! Thanks Renee), so I decided to go. I didn't see much of the Oscars though, because I sat around the corner playing games with Alex (Margit's daughter), Kory, and sometimes Sam. From that vantage point I was out of line-of-sight from the TV, but still heard enough to heckle from a safe distance. I managed to sneak a peek at the highlight of the ceremony: that's right, Cirque du Soliel made a grand appearance. Here are our own awards:

THE 2002 HAIKU MOVIE AWARDS :)
From Mulholland Drive,
best actress: Naomi Watts.
That's it. No more left.
Our house loan application is in the works, being chewed up by a mortgage breaker and awaiting the blessing from some almighty bureaucrat. We're still waiting for Jennifer to sign a contract on our place, but in general everything is moving along toward an expected move to the next old house in May.


4/3/2 Books and Blossoms J: This year, instead of celebrating the goddess Easter, fertility, and all that mumbo jumbo, Gina and I went to Koralleen's edible book festival. We had a great time stuffing ourselves on books, awarding virtual prizes to each book, and discussing future improvements to our recipes. Our entry, titled Nori Stori, was constructed using nori (sushi seaweed sheets) and alphabet soup noodles. Another kind of seaweed made up the binding, tied through holes in the nori. We think it was the most book-like edible book, in that the reader could actually turn pages and read words. It tasted great, if you tore a sheet off and wrapped it around a piece of The Secret Garden, which turned out to be a lentil loaf. We took pictures of some of the entries.

Since I worked on Saturday and Sunday, I played hooky from part of work on Monday. Gina and I met Dale in DC to see this year's fabulous display of Japanese cherry blossom trees. We also had great fun walking and climbing through The F.D.R. memorial, which has excellent rock walls, water falls, and fountains. Great traverses and short bouldering problems. Sometimes I wonder why architects design such climbable structures. They're so tempting; they might as well put signs on them (e.g., "Hey, look at all these bricks that jut out, and the holes in the outside wall. You think these were put here for looks? Get climbing!"). For veteran buildering aficionados like myself, we might as well be junkies walking past a big bag of smack that somebody just happened to leave on the sidewalk. Sure it might be dangerous, but it's a bag of smack! Anyhow. Where was I? Oh, yeah, those cherry trees -- very pretty. We took some pictures of them, too.



4/10/2 Back to the Bike J: We threw our First Friday party this week. I can't wait to have one in a bigger house. I'm actually becoming enthusiastic about moving. That's weird.

Saturday night Dorian and Amethyst had a birthday party at their place. It was an excellent party that I wasn't quite awake enough to enjoy as much as I could have. Excellent food, and tasty fresh brewed beer from Franklin's (a new local brewery/restaurant where Jenny will buy me a beer soon because I won a bet with her but that's another story). There was a fire outside, and music inside. We jammed a bit with drums and didj, and towards the end of the evening Izolda played some great Irish tunes on her violin, and many people danced jigs together.

My back feels much better now, and I'm back to my regular bicycle rides to work. Yesterday I was absolutely soaked riding home because I forgot to check the weather report -- wind and rain. Even that was better than driving a car.



4/17/2 Stalking with Bliss, and Closing with Quorn J:We didn't do much worth mentioning this week, except hang out a bit with Robin Bliss. We met up with Robin over at Margit's place. True to her lovely eccentric personality, Robin came up with a plan for the evening. Years ago, she lived at a group house owned by Dorian (another eccentric friend). She hadn't seen Dorian in a while, so since she was in his neighborhood she wanted to sneak around his house and spy on him. As if that wasn't enough, she wanted to bring along some stuffed toy animals to help us. Naturally we agreed, and Margit, her daughter Alex, Robin, Gina, I, and assorted fuzzies piled into Robin's van and went to Dorian's place. I climbed his tall back fence to let the others in, then we advanced stealthily up to the house, which was empty of entities, except Kali (their collie) who wagged her tail politely while we put on a little show with the toy animals. Then Robin and Gina decided Dorian was at the movie theater at town center (despite the lack of any evidence whatsoever). So we dutifully drove downtown and sat outside the theater until the movie stopped. People exited, some glanced nervously at our stuffed toy animals, and eventually the theater employees locked the place up and we never saw Dorian. Robin drove us back home and we bid farewell.    The End.    Or Is It?    (Yes, I think so.)

We set a real date for closing on the next house - April 30th. Well, OK, the date's still "penciled in" but it's one that all parties agree on.

We also tried Quorn! Here's a little more about it in an answer to a friend's email from England:

>they have Quorn in the US now?

It has just started the invasion; not too many people know about it here. I'm amused that it is called a "mushroom" based product. It's made from a fermented fungus, with the final product being a form of single cell protein, processed further to take out nucleic acids (I wonder how do they do that?) and then flavored and formed into nifty little nuggets (in this case) that sort of chew like fish sticks and taste a little like peppery chicken. I hear it's pretty popular over your way.



4/23/2 Thank You, Sir Paul J: I gotta say, I was skeptical. 88 bucks for a ticket to see Paul McCartney on stage seemed a bit steep, and to tell the truth, it still seems that way when I think of it as a "concert". But the show was more than just a concert, and it was worth every penny and more. There were  hanging screens with projected videos and psychedelic graphics behind the players. Paul still has a wonderful, wide ranging voice that despite all odds of age, stayed strong and nicely in key for over two hours. He switched off through different genres and instruments, playing guitar, bass, keyboards, and even (possibly my favorite) a ukulele. In between songs he introduced his fellow musicians (who were also phenomenal players) and told endearing anecdotes. I see him as a genuinely sweet man who, while having grown comfortable with his own fame, is able to poke fun at it and paradoxically get away from it for a while -- even in front of ten thousand screaming fans. I'm really glad I finally heard a Beatle sing. Thanks, Paul!

G: The second concert in DC is going on right now. Sigh, I wish I could be there. Here is what I wrote to the Paul McCartney website, where they ask you to send in reviews of the concert:

It was even better than I thought it would be. I've waited almost my whole life to see Paul, and it was worth the wait. My seat was pretty good, I was close enough to see his face, and on the floor so I could take a walk now and then to get closer. Paul, you looked so sweet, so nice, I wish I could hug you. You sang so beautifully, I was amazed. And you picked a fabulous set list. Thank you so much for your music. I wish I could give something back (besides the loads of dough I spent).  Lovies, Gina
Since we didn't end up selling our extra ticket, we decided to treat Andy, since I thought he would appreciate it the most - and I think I was right. He and John liked their seats. I don't think I would have been happy where they were - on the floor, I was able to take a stroll every now and then up the aisle to get 6 or so rows from the stage, and get a good look at Paul. My neighbors at my seat (whom I introduced myself to as soon as I got there, so I could have some friends to enjoy it with, and warn them that I might be a little crazy) would ask if Paul saw me, and joke about me catching his eye and getting rid of his fiancee. I had to tell them no, he never looked at me, and besides, I'd promised my husband that I wouldn't leave him for Paul.

Unfortunately for my bother Grant, his girlfriend Lynn, and Charles and Lisa, their seats pretty much sucked, although Grant says he really enjoyed it anyway. (I haven't heard from Charles and Lisa.) They were way to the side and really high up in the nosebleed section, and couldn't really see the screens or Paul very well, and sometimes not at all. But Grant had binoculars and amused himself by watching me from time to time - when Paul first came out he saw me covering my mouth in awe, and most of the rest of the time jumping up and down. I have always loved Paul, and now I do even more. He was just utterly amazing. Here is the set list if you are interested. And here's a bunch of attendee reviews that say more of what I think and feel.

A Paul McCartney Shirt! Woohoo!To top it off, John bought me a fabulous concert shirt. They had a very wide variety of shirts and other merchandise. The T-shirts started at $35! I wasn't going to buy one at first, we'd spent enough money as it was. Then John handed me $40 and told me to go ahead and get one. I was going to buy this cool brightly colored psychedelic design of Paul's head and a car on black T-shirt, but then John handed me another $40 for the REALLY COOL long sleeve. It was pretty ridiculous, but it is high quality, thick cotton, and super groovy. You must check it out!

J: In addition to going to a concert, Gina and I played in one too! I forgot about it till the last minute, but we were invited to play in a gig as part of Drake's Mojo, a kind of staged drum jam hosted by Drake, who plays a stunning array of gongs, bells, cymbals, and drums. I was placed front and center with my dijeridu on the stage down at our town center, and Gina and about six other drummers sat right and left of me. We were all on microphones, and Jeff played sound engineer. I'm sure we were heard well outside of the square. Dorian was very good at pretending we were a real band; he'd lean into the mic before one of our many purely improvised pieces and say something like, "This is the first time we've played this piece outside of rehearsal. It's called 'Vanilla Chai'." For some reason, I had so much fun playing that I didn't succumb to any stage fright. We actually received applause! I heard that there were people asking for CDs of our songs. A guy came up to me while we were dismantling for the next band. He shook my hand and said, "Thanks, you sounded great."

After playing we listened to another improvisational band that played real, toy, and constructed instruments. They had a more cacaphonous sound than Drake's Mojo, but every now and then I found myself swimming happily in their industrial jam. Then we watched a bit of the GAC Reflex Improv acting group as they played improv games in front of the audience. After that we saw Izolda sing and play violin, guitar, and indian flute. She didn't need to improv, like the rest of us. She had a set list and sang originals and covers, and sounded great. Other bands played after Izolda but we missed them; we were pretty wiped out by then and had to get home.

Our house is on its way to settlement! The buyer signed a contract, and we targetted the end of May for our settlement date. Meanwhile we go to settlement for our new house this coming Tuesday. I'm pretty nervous about moving and especially about getting our old place shipshape for the next owner.

I just can't keep up with our agenda file, so I'm tossing it. Sorry folks.



5/1/2 Closing Time! J: Hey, we have another house! We signed a gazillion papers on Tuesday and bought the sucker. We're pretty excited. The new place is Good Shaufenster -- bigger (of course), with a bigger yard and very pretty views of trees from inside. We'll be moving there in the next couple weeks and then we'll sell our old house (fingers crossed on that deal).

We did other things this week too, but we're too worn out to write about 'em. Sorry.

Here, look at some pictures of my Brother's kites !



5/8/2 Our Houses are a Mess J: Looky - here are some pictures of our new old little bigger house ! We spent the whole week packing and moving boxes, and this weekend we plan to move the furniture. It boggles my mind how much stuff we managed to fit in our dinky house; it seems endless. The new house has much more space, a bigger shed, and a real honest to goodness attic -- or, as I like to call it, "the big dumpster in the sky". I've already shoved a bunch of boxes up there, and I plan to dumpster dive every month or so to see what treasures I can resurrect.

We met a few of our courtside neighbors, who, like many Greenbelters, show great variety (I love variety!). Among the assortment, there's a bi-racial couple, an old grizzly guy with really long hair, and (perhaps most interesting) Joe and Renada, who practice primitive technology as a hobby. They've already invited us to a large hidden fire hut in the woods! Joe has worked for Tom Brown , the author of a nice autobiography I once read called Tracker .


5/15/2 Living in the Big House!

J: Well, it's official: moving sucks. Luckily we had many friends help us move the big stuff and plenty other junk. Thanks, everybody! Mango and Booda are quickly acclimating to the new house, which is beautiful, by the by.

Big thanks to my three best moving heroes: Constantia, who packed the entire kitchen and wrote a paragraph on each box; Craig, who brought his pickup truck and single-handedly carried big things, like couches, to and from it; and Todd, who didn't need a truck, but brought a hand truck anyway. Which reminds me Todd, we still have your hand truck.

Shortly after moving 98% of our things into the new place, we were resting around our picnic table (also moved) and chatting with Maugorn, Stacy, and Kevin. I glanced up at a huge colorful balloon moving just above the treetops just behind our yard and looked down again at whomever was talking -- then performed a classic double take, and stammered until I managed to say "A, uh, balloon!" Everybody turned to wave at the aeronauts, who were perilously close to smashing into trees. They flared the flames and continued quickly toward the sheep fields. I grabbed a six-pack of Guinness and Booda and headed toward the fields, too, just in case they crashed landed there. But they didn't! Probably after seeing the multiple fences and cows they'd run into at about twenty miles per hour, they punched the propane and headed out toward Somewhere Else.

G: We can't thank those who came by to help enough. Thank you so much everybody! By the time we quit, I was so happy and amazed by all that got done. Unfortunately, by Saturday evening I wasn't feeling well, and I've been majorly slowed  by a mild cold ever since. I tire quickly which has been quite annoying with all the work there is to do. But I've managed to do some cleaning at the old place. It was incredibly dirty, which I am hoping to avoid with the new place. The furniture is much more spread out so hopefully is easier to clean around.



5/22/2 Hairy Boodini J: Since moving here, Booda has escaped the fenced yard about once a day, when we both leave. He's still a bit confused about where we live now. After he escapes, we usually find him at the old house, lying in his old sandbox. I've spent a few hours each day analyzing his latest escape route and securing the weak spots. His typical method is to push under the chain link fence with his nose, but he's been getting more crafty each day. A few days ago he unlatched the front gate and waltzed out, and today, in a very long snaking path, he pushed under the backyard fence into the neighbor's yard, then squeezed through the neighbor's gate and ran around all of the court's houses to freedom. I feel both extremely frustrated and impressed. He waits until he thinks no one is watching, but I can usually track his movements via small Booda hairs left behind, on fence wire, bushes, and gate parts. I'm pretty frazzled -- lately I have these awful daydreams that he's secretly building a glider in the attic.


5/29/2 DS Hell J: Arrrgh. New DSL, new ethernet card, new editor, new crashes and spontaneous reboots. See you next week.


6/5/2 Messing Around J: Tonight we finally cleared out the rest of our stuff from the old house. We're renting it this month and selling it next month, I hope. Our new house is still a mess. I'm trying to unpack boxes and put things "away" but I have no idea how to accomplish this without creating larger amounts of clutter.

Last Saturday night we went to a late night party in our woods -- lots of friends, doggies, drinks, a little fire, and smores! We stayed until after three AM.

On Sunday we went to a cookout at Thom's and Kathy's. Thom is buying a tank. It's called a British Ferret . I don't think his yard is big enough, even for a little tank.

Booda hasn't escaped in a week!  Woo hoo!


6/12/2 Just Dazed from the Haze J: We're havin' a heat wave...

I started out yesterday with some sinus problems. I took one of a coworker's sinus pills, and almost immediately dove into a crazy head trip. Once I recovered enough to drive home from work at ~15:00, I fell asleep on the couch and didn't wake up much until ~18:00, sweating and thirsty. But the good news is that my sinuses cleared up! Hell of a trade-off, though. Say no to drugs.

On Friday our housewarming party at our new place went off without a hitch! The party eventually branched into four sub-parties: one outside around the picnic table, one inside around the food and drinks, one in the game room upstairs, and another in the mufraj (that's the pillowed section of our bedroom). It felt so goood to have a crowd of people at our house without feeling crowded.

We just came back from a little late night bicycle ride around our town! For the first time in three days, I felt cool outside.


6/19/2 Ginohn Split in Two :( G: Johnny boy is in CA for work, leaving me to update the webpage this week and next. Well, I'm not as adept at doing the web page as John is, so if you look carefully you will find some things missing. I won't stick the Haiku movie review into the index, or update the heap page with this week's additions. Don't even ask me to put in the new tombstoners. Sorry!

John also hasn't sent me a little write up of what he hs been up to, since his computer time is limited, but I know that he has been working hard, having lots of trouble with it (which is typical of these trips), and doing the town with John Marketon at night. He plans on seeing Khaled and his wife Suzy (tonight?) and maybe getting in touch with some other friends in the area too.

I haven't been up to anything special, mostly wasting my time. I sleep late, take long walks with Booda, and wonder what I will have for lunch. I did finally get the last things out of the outside closet at the old house, and prepared the yard for the inspection that we have to pass before closing at the end of the month. So, I think I'm all done with the old place, unless the inspector finds more for me to do.



6/26/2 Wildlife G: John gets home tomorrow night, yay! Soon the Ginohn will be one again, and will have stuff to talk about to each other. One thing I want is to get him to read this book I borrowed from Dale. Kory, Jenny and I went to a party at Dale's and ended up sloshing around on his giant waterbed with me reading to them from Paul Reiser's book Couplehood. The book made me laugh out loud several times, often because it seemed to be written about Ginohn.

The old place passed inspection, so we're cleared to close this Friday! So, I've been busy having fun. Besides Dale's party on Friday, on Saturday I went shopping and had lunch in Rockville with Izolda, and that night I went to Jenny's. She had made a dish of brown rice mixed with tofu, mint, cilantro, lime juice, cucumbers, and raw red onions. It didn't look like something I would like, but I did. She didn't, didn't like the mint and it wasn't spicy enough (at all really. She put in some peppers but we couldn't taste them). After eating we walked downtown, watched a street performer for quite a while, a fiddler doing mostly Irish stuff with another guy accompanying him on guitar or drum or spoons. Very enjoyable. We took a free bus back to the metro and walked back to her place. I was really tired so I went home.

After going to bed, with Booda up there with me, Mango started going after something in the bedroom. Booda got very excited and jumped off the bed to help her. They were concentrating on this one spot between boxes and shelves... every once in a while I would hear a little squeak. I had to tell Booda not to dig on the rug. I looked for it but didn't see anything. I moved stuff around but didn't see anything. So I went back to bed. I didn't sleep well. Then Booda woke me up before 10 trying to get at it again. This time behind the armoire. This time I could see it; a chipmunk.

I wasn't sure how I was going to ever get him, because it was right next to the closet - if he went in there I'd never get him. Plus Booda was all in the way. So I blocked off the closet with some boxes, took all the stuff off the armoire and the drawers out. I started to move it. I saw the little guy run straight under the bed, Booda didn't see him. While Booda was still trying to get behind the armoire, I looked for where the chipmunk went. I was thrilled to see he'd gone in the bathroom! I ran in there and closed the door. Small space, no where to hide, no dog or cat bothering me.

So he ran around and I tried to catch him with a towel. Every time I got it over him and tried to grab he slithered out. He climbed the plunger handle and got himself in the tub. Still couldn't get a hold of him so I went to get the plastic cage. As I was trying to get him in it he crawled up my robe.  He didn't seem afraid of me, just of being held. I was afraid he'd bite me if I grabbed him with my bare hands, even though it seemed like I could have got him that way, he wasn't afraid of my hands. He even sniffed me. I stayed calm as he got to my shoulder. From there he jumped to the towel rack, then on to the things on the hook on the door. As I tried to get him to fall into the cage, he climbed the textured wall to the ceiling and then fell to the floor.
He did a little ouchy thing - I just can't describe it. He was calmer (stunned?) after that. I kept trying to get him to go into the cage. He was hiding behind the toilet, looking at me. He let me pet him, then he let me pick him up and put him in the cage, where he started being frantic again. I had to show Booda and Mango that I had him and was putting him outside, else Booda would have never given up trying to get behind the armoire.

I took the cage out and they came with me. I put it over the fence open on it's side, but the little guy wouldn't get out. I thought he'd figure it out eventually, but then, duh, Mango jumped over the fence. Through the fence I turned the cage lid down so she couldn't get him, then I went over the damn fence in my bathrobe. I dumped the little guy on a big log. He stayed where he was until Mango started looking for him again. Neither of them were going very fast but he got to a tree and went up. I don't know if he was full grown or an adolescent but he sure was beautiful.

Today, I went to visit the Naabs; and Joe, Billy, Booda and I went to a secret swimming hole. It was just perfect for it, a little breeze and not too hot, the water warm up top with coolness lower, not many bugs. I'd been hankerin' for a non-chlorinated swim so this was just wonderful. Booda had a great time chasing frogs. He didn't want to leave. Joe was constantly nibbled on by the little fish, who mostly left me alone but I was moving around a lot more than he. When Billy woke up Joe eventually got him in the water too and he loved it.



7/2/2 Unpacking to Pack Again J: I'm back from the West Coast, and now we're headed out to Ohio for Origins. No time to write much (or update the graveyard even), but I'd like to thank Khaled & Suzy and Eric & Beth and Marlene & Rash for their fun and hospitality while I was in sunny CA. Thanks peoples!


7/10/2 Still More Origins of Ginohn J: We're back from Origins, still busy busy, but I'll try to bring you up to date on our trips. This year's Origins was my favorite so far, I think, even given last year's Calliope Award (speaking of which, congrats to Andy on his latest Calliope for Cosmic Coasters). This time I took it easy; mostly schmoozed with other designers and gamers, and otherwise helped out a little with the Looneys' Big Experiment #3.

I accomplished three modest objectives -- I attended Dr. Reiner Knizia's lecture on game design (he's a nice guy and well spoken, too); played Go with Ryan McGuire (he crushed me); and played a few games of Gnostica, one of which was a tournament game (crushed again).

I also refereed a large Icehouse tournament, played an epic game of Happy fun die, and put forth a possibly successful (trying hard not to count my chickens here) attempt to sell one of my game designs to another honest-to-goodness game company. Now that I've passed through their seventh circle I have to get my ass in gear and send them a cheap mockup of my design.

In general I had a great time and saw several friends and fans I hadn't seen since last Origins. Mike Sugarbaker, of ogrecave, was especially entertaining this year -- his timing, for some reason, was impeccable, and we had a few fascinating conversations as well as many funny ones. One of my favorite moments: while I sat very seriously playing a seriously frustrating game of Go (BTW Go is a serious game of territorial conquest which presents the players with complex and very serious patterns of stones), Mike quietly watched a few turns over my shoulder, and then enthusiastically announced, "I see a bunny!"

Some interesting games I ran into at Origins were De Profundis (a pure role-playing game if ever I saw one), ElchFest (we call it Moose Quest) and a two player Stratego-on-steroids game by Knizia called Lord of The Rings - The Confrontation (Now I know how Gnostica players feel when they're learning the game).

A couple weeks ago I went to California on Business, and managed to see several friends in my copious spare time. Khaled and Suzy fed me amazing brunches and Khaled took me on a scary motorcycle ride through some fog-filled mountains, and also to a party where I taught everyone Werewolf. Marlene and Rash took me to the Stanford Theater and we watched a 3+ hour silent movie called Intolerance, with a real live organ providing the soundtrack. I also visited Eric and Beth during their game night (Sugarbaker was there too), who have a very nice house -- with a lemon tree!. Beth gave me whiskey and beat me at Zendo. I won once too. We're a good Zendo match, Beth and I. I also met a slew of new people, all interesting in their own ways, of course. Thanks for making my trip an enjoyable one, everybody!


7/17/2 Frankenmango

J: I spent a good couple hours at the kitty hospital with Mango tonight. I'm tired and have a cold. Lots of cool stuff happened this week. Here, have some bullets:

7/24/2 Big Blow and the Birthwhackers G: I had a really nice birthday. It started out like a normal day, except John was sick and I told him we didn't have to do anything special (I was going to Busch Gardens on Monday, that would be my celebration). He suffered through work and came home. I also had to work, just a short kid's class I teach, and when I came back home briefly to get a tool I needed, Cooperdad was here with a cd for me - Mediaeval Baebes - The Rose. It's really cool, and beautiful sounding. He brought a cd for John too, a Louden Wainwright III disc called Last Man On Earth, which is also very good. Later, we were just hanging out when Izolda showed up unexpectedly with a gift for me. It was a copy of Amelie on DVD! It was a wonderful surprise, I didn't know it was out, and it's one of my most favorite movies, and Izolda only guessed that I would like it! Thanks, Iz!

Later, we decided to go down to the New Deal Cafe for dinner and to see Big Blow And The Bushwhackers. We ordered food then sat down next to Drake to find that he had his drum with him and would be accompanying the band a bit. He didn't play very loudly, but since we were sitting next to him we could hear him and he sounded really good. Dorian, Ronda, Paul, Susan, Greg, and Elena all showed up there as the night wore on, and once people found out it was my birthday, I got lots of "Happy Birthday!"s, Ronda told John to make me a crown and half of us ended up with newspaper hats on, the band sang Happy Birthday to me and the whole place joined in, and Dorian bought a slice of cake for a bunch of us to share (I'd already had a slice to myself). Ronda's birthday was coming up so we made a point of being celebratory and dancing around. The Bushwackers played Ana Ng, and it was fun to hear them do a song I knew (I sang along). The evening put me in a good mood.

When the cafe was closing, I found out that some people were going for a late night bike ride, and that sounded like fun. Dorian, Ronda, Paul, and Susan came by the house and Rich and I joined them. We rode down Research to Beaver Dam Rd., which is closed to through traffic so we had it to ourselves. Not far into the ride, Dorian and Paul pointed out a mysterious light off in the woods. At first we were all certain there was someone there with the light, perhaps an entomologist collecting bugs. But Dorian and Paul preferred to have a spooky interpretation (goat man, anyone?) and we spent a while looking at it, speculating, and getting bit by mosquitos. We rode off for a long way, past Soil Conservation Rd., before we turned back. When we got back to where the light was, we started in again with looking and speculating, and found a trail that went that way, and then finally Rich just started trudging down it. We all followed and found it to be an unmanned mosquito trap. Oh, well. It was a nice ride and I got home around 1 am.

J: We finally received rain! Woo hoo! Just in time to feed the next influx of mushrooms. Speaking of which, We've stumbled on some nice batches of cauliflower mushrooms, or "brains" as I like to call them, because they look a helluva lot like big (and little) brains growing out of the ground, when they are fairly young. Later on they develop a mutated Elizabethan collar appearance. Absolutely deelish, too.



8/7/2 Vacation in NY, Film at Eleven J: We're back from an 11 day trip to New York, and I'm beat. Honestly though, I'm going to finish the rest of our site, and put up a buncha pictures from the trip and such. Tomorrow night. Really!

G: What a long fun week we've had! There is way too much to report here, John, I'm thinking of just giving good captions for the pictures. Each picture can inspire a short paragraph of related fun.

J: [A few days later] Alright, it's not exactly tomorrow, but at least they're uploaded. Now if I could only get to the rest of the site before next Wednesday...



8/14/2 Visitors of Ginohn G: The day after we got back from our trip, my parents came by on their way down to FL to see the new house and stayed two nights. The full day they were here, Cooperdad took us out to lunch, and we went out for dinner too, so that was a really full day. Then Grant and Lynn came to our party and to stay the weekend, and we went out to the Vegetable Garden, where Grant declared that he wanted to take home gallons of their hot and sour soup. My sister Lori is taking a longer vacation (than the weekend to NY for the Family Reunion) and driving up here to see us, the new place, and to visit a friend in Ocean City. So we are seeing more of the Denn Family than usual this summer! :)

J: I'm experimenting with my self. I've quit caffeine and alcohol, to see if my allergic symptoms (runny nose, itchy eyes) decrease in strength. So far it seems to be working; whether it's because of no caffeine, no alcohol, or something else like the weather, I dunno yet, but I feel much clearer and experience fewer sneezing attacks. So the experiment will continue for a few more months, I suppose. To compensate for the loss of dopamine in my head, I'm riding my bicycle again. I love my bike.

Hints of angel wing mushrooms in the woods, but I fear we'll need a good steady rain before we can harvest anything substantial.



8/21/2 Livingshroom Furniture J: More visitors this week, including the Naabs (wait; wasn't that last Wednesday?), and Lori. We took Lori to a nearby festival celebrating India's independence -- yummy food and boring speeches -- and Gina accompanied her to a couple furniture stores. We also visited Skip in DC; ate at a little Italian place and looked at his and Lindsay's wedding pictures and watched some Powerpuff episodes. Then Lori left for the beach, and we stayed here, waiting through the drought. Weeks without rain have decimated our expected mushroom harvests. Even so, a big chicken mushroom sprouted just behind our neighbors' house. We're still feasting!

G: An old college friend, Sabrina Weld, sent me an email. Seems she finally found her name on the web when she googled herself - it was where I posted it on the Wunderland Milk Carton Page. I'm so glad we found each other after all these years!

When Lori and I went to IKEA (ventured down to Woodbridge, hadn't ever been to that one), she had a similar experience to the one I had when I was shopping for some furniture for our new place: They have an amazing array of stuff, but nothing fitting the dimensions or descriptions of what she was looking for. The one thing in their catalog that she knew she wanted was out of stock! So, we both ended up just picking up a few small things.

Billy's wearing Joe's shoes.Lori's reading an awful book that she then threw into the recycle bin.Gina with a big ol' chicken. Mushroom that is...



8/28/2 Swimming, Climbing, Rip Van Winkling J: It's raining! Weeee! I love this kind of rain, too -- nice and steady, cool and fresh. I just got back from a long walk through the woods with Mister Booda.

On the weekend we wore ourselves out. Saturday we went to my brother Bill's wife Dee's Parents' house (figure that one out) for a family pool party. That was hilariously enjoyable; we ended up playing the "compulsory diving" game of the diving board, which consists of lining up and imitating the dive of the person who just went before you. We came up with a lot of funny new dives, like "Jackie Chan," "Tumbling Cannonball," and "Ow! My Back Hurts!" By the end of the party I had what looked like a sunburn, but really it was the result of too many flops.

That evening we went to a going away party for a neighbor, Kristen, who is going to Ireland to attend graduate school. There was lots of good food and margaritas and live music, but we could only stay till 1:00 or so before we wore out.

The next day we drove to Carderock and climbed a couple routes with our friends Leah and Gary, and another guy we met on the rocks named Frank. Every time we go climbing we say, "That was fun; we should climb more often," and then we don't. We really should though, it's one of those activities where you can talk as you're doing it, and still get plenty of exercise and fresh air.

Monday night we were driving back from the movies with Kory. I went the wrong way on Route 100, east instead of west. We saw signs that said "Gibson Island" was in the direction we were going, so, being the curious people we are, we decided to find out all we could about this Gibson Island by going there. Roughly ten miles later, the road had narrowed from a multi-lane highway to a small road, and ended at a little guard house. Gibson Island turns out to be a gated community. When I asked the guard why there were signs over ten miles away pointing to an inaccessible island, he responded that the people who live on Gibson Island pay more taxes than any county in Maryland. Interesting answer. So now we have a new goal: Infiltrate the island by hook or by crook, wearing pirate outfits. Further research showed us Gibson Island is a little over one square mile, and that they have coastal submerged vegetation. Here's one of Gina's top secret messages to us:

Gibson Island Historical Society
Gibson Island, MD 21056
(410) 437-5270

Maybe we can find out more from them.
Seems to be a tiny community, pop. 355 or so.
The bastards.
g

The only other important item to report this week that I can think of is the spider incident. The other night I sat down on the sofa, put my glass of water on a nearby small table, and started to read a magazine. I felt a tickle, looked down and saw a spider on my arm. The spider left my arm and started making its way across a thread. I watched and wondered what the other end of the webbing was connected to. Yep, the spider was building its web between my arm and my glass of water! Next week I'll try to grow some moss on my other arm. Sheez, I'm getting old.


9/4/2 The Labor of Dreams John smells his dij and Gina plays a frog with her eyes closed.J: Ah, the Labor Day Weekend -- that extra big weekend where we celebrate work... by not working. Excellent holiday, isn't it? You'd think that whoever invented a holiday called Labor Day had no humor, but look underneath the bland exterior. It's definitely there: subtle, a little cynical, and ready for a few chuckles. I hope you enjoyed not working during Labor Day.

This weekend while Gina finished up a rather intensive ceramics workshop, I bummed around, went on long walks with Booda, and read some great stories from Theodore Sturgeon's A Touch of Strange. On Sunday, I saw Peter Tork's band, Shoe Suede Blues, play good rhythm and blues at our community center. That night Gina and I attended yet another family gathering at my bro' Bill's place, this time to see bro' Kit, Laura, and their daughter Katerina. On Monday we took Booda to see our town's parade, then later we played drums and dijeridoo outside the Woodland Committee's booth at the Greenbelt fair.

On Monday night I had a dream. I was in some woods just outside the back yard of a white house with a large picture window. It was dark out, with dim moonlight, and there were about five cats there, all different. One looked like a miniature leopard. I was petting them and watching them with some other guy, who was sitting on the ground and not saying much while the cats crawled around. Then I realized Gina wasn't there, that she was in the house. I walked up hill and entered the house; I saw Gina in various rooms, looking distraught, worried, scared. Then she was in a bed, with the covers pulled up to her neck. She looked afraid and weak, so I said, "What's wrong?" She shivered and said, "I'm so cold!" "What can I do?" I asked, and she only whispered, "Help me!" I leaned up close to her and said, "I'll try."

Then I woke up. Gina was asleep beside me, obviously having a nightmare, making whimpering noises and slight, jerky movements. I gently woke her up with kisses.

G: I had a nightmare the other night. I was walking around a house with John, and even though it looked like my parent's old house (the one I grew up in), it was our new place. I was getting very bad feelings from the house, like there was an evil presence, and I was remembering that our old place was like that too. We were in the kitchen, I was telling John how I was getting the chills from it. He led me to bed (in what would be my brother's old room), and it was pretty dark. But as I looked around from bed, I could sorta see Booda, but next to him, on a clothes covered clothes hamper, I could also see two of our cat Mango, sitting identically (with their tails out in front of them, as if to clean the belly, but looking over toward Booda), and I knew that wasn't right. I looked the other way and saw my sister, maybe dressed all in black, facing away from my side of the bed and looking up and out a window. That didn't seem right either. I kept asking John to take care of me or help me or something. Then I woke up, making that scared-when-I'm-waking-up sound, to John kissing me...

Thursday through Sunday I attended an intense wheel throwing (clay) workshop, where the techniques and methods are pretty different from what I normally do. I've been trying to practice ever since, and I may just take another class from the same teacher, Joyce Michaud, at Hood College next week - another four days, building on the first workshop. I don't know if I will survive, I was pretty exhausted by the end of this one, and I didn't even have to drive anywhere, since it was right here at the Greenbelt Community Center. But I think I just might give it a shot.



The little dark thing to the left is an avocado9/11/2 Puffballs, Jomsvikings, and Chicken Shrooms! J: Giant Puffball season came and went this week; if you weren't quick enough they'd grow and puff while your back was turned. They grow to maturity in a day or two. In our area giant puffballs aren't that big, but they're checking the qualitytasty, sliced and sautéed with a little salt. They taste sort of like a fluffy omelet or french toast with a tofu texture. I fried some plain and ate them, yum, then as an look for uniform, white (not yellow) insidesexperiment dusted some of them with flour then fried them up ala our oyster recipe. I put a bunch of the cooked ones in the fridge, then in the morning heated some up in the microwave with some margarine, plopped them on a plate and slathered them with jam. Yummy! I know, it sounds weird, but if you think floppy french toast while you're eating it (instead of alien pod with jam for breakfast?) it tastes great! Gina had some with maple syrup. I don't think I need to remind you: don't pick mushrooms and eat them unless you can identify them without doubt.

This weekend we attended the First Jomsviking Reunion Party Ever at Joe and Meg's house. The Joms were a group my brother Thom and I used to hang around with many years ago. Members of the Joms were into mediaeval reenactment, strange chemicals, snake hunting, motorcycling, art, and fireworks, among other things. We were at times a very close group of up to 30 people or so. This weekend Jeff Pringle came into town from California, Skia and daughter Gwen came down from Boston, and 30 or so random other folk came through too, some Joms, some not. We had a great big bonfire, fireworks and various other ordnance. Booda hated the noise and watched TV inside for a while. Joe showed me some more puffballs soon after we arrived, so I cooked them up. I also grilled some huge shiitake sammitches, and Joe made the usual fare of hot-dogs and hamburgers. Jeff looks the same as he did so many years ago, I figure he made a deal with the Devil. We all sat and clambered around the fire, laughing and chatting until after 4:00 in the morning. Somehow a bottle of Jaegermeister appeared in my hand, so I finished that off...

In the morning after we all woke up, Joe cooked waffles and pancakes and other stuff, and those of us who survived the night ate breakfast. Then we said our good-byes, and little by little took off for our homes. I had a great time and I hope we have another Jomsviking reunion next year. Thanks a hell of a lot, Joe and Meg, for being such wonderful hosts!

that's my tongue hanging out in anticipation...So Sunday I was tired and a little hung over, but I managed to make it to Renee's and Alex's celebratory engagement dinner. They reserved a room in a Bennigans restaurant, and about 20 friends showed up. I wasn't expecting it, because I haven't been to a Bennigans in a long time, but vegetarian fare actually existed! I ate a lot but couldn't stay long because I was ready to collapse. Congrats, Renee and Alex! You make a great couple.

Today I was walking with three dogs - Booda, Sandy, and Trixie - and two Humans - Joe (not Joe Naab, different Joe) and Renata - through our woods. Joe pointed out some nice oyster shrooms, then I discovered a huge chicken mushroom! It's fresh and young and delicious. We split it with Joe and Renata, and gave some to Dorian as well. Once we cooked it, everyone loved the flavor. Dorian called back to say it is the best he and Amethyst ever had. Gina and I made chicken sammitches; Joe declared he had never tasted a better chicken sandwich. And he eats chicken. When you catch a ten pounder, that's a good hunt.

This just in -- I got a very nice thank-you letter from Bryan Bullock. Here it is:

 I just read your FAQ about how you own everything, and I'd like to say: thanks for letting me use your stuff. I'm especially grateful for the townhouse, cal-king bed and CD collection.
   I did notice you said that you don't own anything living. This is true. The Masai tribe, in Africa, own all the cattle in the world. They are just letting other people use them. Dam' decent of them, I think.
Well, thank you, Bryan! I do believe that's the first time anyone ever expressed their appreciation of my things.

Booda's worried that the chickens will grow bigger than him.9/18/2 Make Shroom! Make Shroom! J: Our big question this week: how do we get rid of twenty pounds of chicken mushrooms? Luckily we have This is about a fourth of the chicken sitting next to booda.other friends who hunt and eat chickens, so we gave away a lot. Amethyst perfected her delicious fried chicken shroom recipe, and we've experimented with other cooking methods. One of my favorites is still a simple grilled chicken sammitch with lettuce, mustard, and a little pepper. We've been cooking practically every day; the freezer is filled and we still have plenty left in the fridge to prepare more meals. As an example of how much chicken we have to deal with: about a third of the mushroom you see with Booda filled our large skillet to the top. That's a little over three quarts, and barely a dent in our total catch.


9/25/2 Franklin's Stein J: We've both been working hard, foraging a bit, and getting little done in our spare time at home. On Sunday we barely visited the Tacoma Park Folk Festival, a free music festival which seems to be getting better every year. Lovely music -- maybe next year we'll stay longer.

I forgot to mention that the weekend before last I also barely visited the DC Pow Wow to celebrate the new American Indian Museum. There was a big crowd, lots of colorful costumes from many tribes, and an announcer who introduced each tribe as they danced by under a great big tent. My favorite line from the announcer went something like "If Custer could see us now, he'd die all over again." In an ironic twist of fate, soon afterwards one of the dancers, a sixty year old guy, collapsed on the dance floor. The dancing halted while people performed CPR on him. I felt uncomfortable watching a guy die, and there wasn't going to be any dancing for a while, so Kory, Jenny, and I left the Pow Wow. We took the Metro to a restaurant and I drank some Rogue Dead Guy Ale in honor of the dancer. The next day, I heard it took the ambulance 13 minutes to get there, and the dancer had died of a heart attack. So that's a sad tale but I had to tell it.

The Geezers' weekly rides to Franklin's Brew Pub have continued. It turns out to be a longer ride than I had originally estimated -- round trip, it's about 16 miles. You can see some of the route on the Anacostia map (North East branch) at the Washington Area Bikers Association  web site. We ride from North of Cherry Hill along bike paths and trails to Decatur Street and Route 1. Then we have a pint or so, lose our appetites on lots of appetizers, have a pint of water and good conversation, and make it back home after dark.



10/2/2 Mediaeval Daeys J: Okay, last year I said I didn't know how many more Ren Faires I'd attend. I still feel the same way, even though I went again this year. My excuse this year: Mediaeval Baebes! They had wonderful voices and syncopated graceful movements, as they sang old songs that we couldn't understand. Everything else at the faire was about the same -- food, drinks, shows. Probably worth going to if you have never gone before.

That was on Saturday. On Sunday Gina and I took another bicycle ride to Franklin's Brew Pub, this time with Alice and her new boyfriend Chris. We had some excellent food and beer, then rummaged through the old store next door.

Ugh. I can't write anymore. Today hasn't been a great day, what with various goings ons. To cap it all off, I got stung on my finger a little while ago, and Gina, attempting to blank out for a while, is watching TV, which is a perfect instrument for blanking out, usually. Unless you're watching a tortuous show like The Bachelor. Here's another "reality" show based on anything but; in this case 25 insane women are conned into fighting to marry a deranged man. These people should be in therapy, not put up before millions of viewers while their minds continue to fall apart, all under the guise of TV's social "normalcy". Ugh.

Oh, good, Gina switched the channel. Whew. I'd rather watch commercials. Anyway, we're fine, it's just been a bad day. See you next week.



10/9/2 Nothing to See Here... J: We hosted our usual beginning of the month party last Friday. Gina made spiced hot cider, which hides rum very well, by the way. It was a big hit with our guests.

This weekend we went to the Takoma Park Street Festival for a couple hours with Kory and Jenny. We really didn't stay long enough to see much. It was very crowded; we ran into several friends (many from Greenbelt), heard a couple bands, and ate some delicious food from Mark's Kitchen, one of the best little diners in Maryland.

Last night we celebrated Izolda's birthday at a nearby Greek restaurant. She reserved a long table for about 30 guests, mostly from Greenbelt. We had a great time joking and toasting various toastables.

Other than that I'm actually working on a game design that had me stumped for a while. I'm also walking Booda, learning identities of trees, and messing up the house. Mango has been helping too. She was quite sick for a couple days, with nausea and diarrhea, poor kitty, but she's fine now.

Our area's making national news again, this time because some idiot is sneaking around with a rifle and killing people. I figure when the brain tumor grows a little bigger, say about the size of a cherry pit, he or she will calm down and stop shooting.

The bad news last week: Gina's mom had to get a mastectomy.
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